Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011 TV Movie)
Phineas Flynn: Okay, everyone, I think the tail is all set. I'll just go check with the foreman.
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: He's gone!
Phineas Flynn: Hey, where's Perry? Did he really slip away? On his anniversary? Sometimes it seems like Perry's missed every single cool thing we've done all summer long. I guess he can do whatever he wants. After all, it's his day, right?
[Perry stands behind the tree and throws a stone, which clatters to something]
Baljeet Rai: Hey, what was that small noise?
Phineas Flynn: Let's all go walk over to it!
[Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet all go over towards the noise while Perry goes into one of his secret entrances]
Phineas Flynn: [to Perry] You're a secret agent? And you've been living with us this whole time? Was that evil guy right? Were we just a cover story to you? I mean, were you ever really our pet or part of our family? Well, apparently not, 'cause you didn't trust us enough to tell us! Anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life?
[Ferb raises his hand up behind Phineas's back]
Phineas Flynn: [without looking at him] Put your hand down, Ferb.
Phineas Flynn: Well, I guess if you guys can't help us fix the remote, we could check with Isabella.
Phineas-2: Who is Isabella?
Phineas Flynn: The girl who lives across the street.
Phineas-2: Mom says that talking to neighbours can be dangerous.
Linda-2: [off screen] It's true!
Phineas Flynn: Well, it's time you met her. Come on, you'll like her.
Phineas-2: What about the Normbots?
Phineas Flynn: Relax! We've been avoiding them all day. If you're really careful, you can...
[a Normbot comes flying above their heads after they take three steps outside]
Phineas Flynn: Okay, we've got to be more careful than that.
[2nd Dimension Isabella and her squad of Resistance have just captured the two sets of Phineas and Ferbs, and 2nd Dimension Buford in an elegant way]
Isabella-2: [in a hipster voice] Whatcha doin'?
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: It's weird that Perry's a secret agent, huh?
Buford Van Stomm: Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect.
[Perry, shackled by chains to Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, is holding onto the side of a cage above a lava pit]
Phineas Flynn: Perry, let go!
Candace Flynn: What? No! No! DON'T let go!
Phineas Flynn: Perry, trust me!
Candace Flynn: Two words, la-va!
Phineas Flynn: You know, if we had two Perrys, we could put a net between them and play platy-polt badminton
Buford Van Stomm: Who's Annette?
Phineas Flynn: Ferb, that's it! I know what we're gonna do today.
Buford Van Stomm: No, seriously, who's Annette?
Buford-2: [after destroying a Normbot] I can't stand these things!
Phineas Flynn: Hey, it's Buford.
Buford-2: Who are you guys?
Phineas Flynn: We're Candace's brothers. We're going to Isabella's.
Phineas-2: Are you part of the Resistance?
Buford-2: I used to be in the Resistance, but I got so good at it that I started resisting them.
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: Um, Major Monogram?
Major Francis Monogram: Uhh, yes?
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: So none of us will remember ANY of today?
Major Francis Monogram: That's right.
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: Good.
[Isabella kisses Phineas]
Phineas Flynn: [pleasantly surprised] Isabella!
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: Hit it, Carl!
Phineas Flynn: Wait, wait, wait!
[Carl hits the button of the Amnesianator]
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Candice, Phineas, Ferb and Perry are linked together by a chain hovering over a lava pit. Candace catches a key]
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, great, you caught it! Unlock me.
Candace Flynn: Are you even paying attention?
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [realizing he would fall into the lava pit if he was unlocked] Uh, that's right, i... it can wait. Later.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Phineas Flynn: You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us."
Ferb Fletcher: Well, you can, but it would just be "platyp."
Phineas Flynn: [to Perry] Imagine how much fun we can have together now that we know you're a secret agent.
Major Francis Monogram: Yes, yes, the, uh... next fifteen minutes should be a real hoot.
Candace Flynn: [happily] I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom, and I'm gonna fail!
Phineas Flynn: One minute we were innocently launching ourselves across the city in a badminton platypult; the next thing we know, we're bouncing on up to the east side to your deluxe apartment in the sky.
Candace Flynn: [finds her parents in the cinema] Mom!
Linda Flynn-Fletcher: Candace, what are you doing here?
Candace Flynn: You gotta come outside and bust the boys!
Linda Flynn-Fletcher: I'm not leaving now. The girl is about to forgive the guy for the cliché misunderstanding.
[a Normbot comes through the screen]
Linda Flynn-Fletcher: Well, after she battles these robots.
Lawrence Fletcher: Whoa, this 3D is amazing!
Doofenshmirtz-2: I spy with my one little eye a new tri-state area that's one dictator short of a dictatorship.
Normbot: [norm-mode] I use aggression to mask my insecurities.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Nothing...
Candace-2: You two, I've been spending all these years trying to keep my brothers safe, and suddenly their faces are all over the doofen-channel.
Phineas Flynn: We're just trying to go home.
Candace-2: Well, what's stopping you?
Phineas Flynn: Right now? Quantam physics.
Phineas Flynn: Wow! Saved by unconventional architecture.
Phineas Flynn: [shackled along with his friends while being led to a large, caged, ferocious beast] I'll be honest, Ferb, I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this, but I guess that's life, huh? One minute you're having the best day ever, and the next you're being fed to a monster the size of a two-car garage.
Phineas Flynn: So not only have you been leading a double life this whole time, but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension - and you did nothing to stop us?
Ferb Fletcher: Well, he did pee on the couch.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Wait a second! I just realized. That was a conscious choice. You peed on my couch!
Candace-2: I spent every day of my life trying to protect MY little brothers. I had to grow up pretty quick around here to make sure THEY didn't have to.
Candace Flynn: Gee, you make growing up sound like it's a BAD thing.
Candace-2: You two - keep your heads down, and remember your training!
Phineas-2: We never HAD any training!
Candace-2: Well, keep your heads down!
[Alternate Dimension Phineas and Alternate Dimension Ferb lower their heads]
Candace-2: Consider yourself trained.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I never built an Amnesianator! I think I'd remember building something like THAT.
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?
Phineas Flynn: Turning Perry's involuntary reflex into a sporting event.
Major Francis Monogram: Good job, Carl! If you keep up the great work, you'll make Unpaid Intern in no time.
Candace Flynn: Good-bye childhood folly, hello carefree, undemanding adult life!
Linda Flynn-Fletcher: Yeah. Good luck with that.
Stacy Hirano: I am a woman of science. At least that's what my horoscope said.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Holy boy! Even the great Francis Monogram's my slave in this dimension!
Monogram-2: I prefer the term Indentured Executive Assistant.
Phineas Flynn: [having learned that Perry is a secret agent] I'm... I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble processing this right now.
[Perry whips out a pamphlet]
Phineas Flynn: [reading] "So you've discovered your pet is a secret agent..." I don't want your pamphlet!
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Behold! The Other-Dimensionator! Actually, this is the OTHER Other-Dimensionator. The other Other-Dimensionator's back in the other dimension.
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Okay, step one is - push this button. Step two, stand back in awe!
[pushes button, machine producers one spark then quits]
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Awww...
Doofenshmirtz-2: Anyway, I don't know why you're being so uncooperative. All I'm asking you to do is make my machine work so I can invade and conquer your world and enslave your loved ones.
Phineas Flynn: Come on, Perry. Let's go kick some robot chassis!
Doofenshmirtz-2: Welcome, doomed guests. Come on, keep trudging. Doom is thataway.