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"Doctor Who" The Wedding of River Song (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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The Doctor: The Teselecta. The Doctor in a Doctor-suit. Time said I had to be on that beach, so I dressed for the occasion. Barely got singed in that boat.

Dorium Maldovar: So you're going to do this, let them all think you're dead?

The Doctor: It's the only way, then they can all forget me. I got too big, Dorium, too noisy. Time to step back into the shadows.

Dorium Maldovar: And Doctor Song? In prison all her days?

The Doctor: Her days, yes. Her nights... well, that's between her and me, eh?

Dorium Maldovar: So many secrets, Doctor.

[chuckles]

Dorium Maldovar: I'll help you keep them, of course.

The Doctor: Well, you're not exactly going anywhere, are you?

Dorium Maldovar: But you're a fool nonetheless. It's all still waiting for you: the fields of Trenzalore, the fall of the Eleventh, and the question!

The Doctor: [salutes] Goodbye, Dorium!

Dorium Maldovar: [as Doctor exits] The first question! The question that must never be answered, hidden in plain sight. The question you've been running from all your life. Doctor who? Doctor who? Doc-tor *who*?

Madame Kovarian: [weakly] Amy... help me.

Amy Pond: You took my baby from me. And hurt her. And now she's all grown up and she's fine, but I'll never see my baby again.

Madame Kovarian: But you'll still save me, though. Because *he* would, and you'd never do anything to disappoint your precious Doctor.

Rory: Ma'am, we have to go, now!

Amy Pond: [to Kovarian] The Doctor is very precious to me, you're right. But do you know what else he is, Madame Kovarian? Not here.

[Amy re-attachs Kovarian's eye drive]

Amy Pond: River Song didn't get it all from you, sweetie.

[eye drive activates and Kovarian screams]

The Doctor: If it's time to go, remember what you're leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.

Winston Churchill: Well? What happened?

The Doctor: Nothing.

Winston Churchill: Nothing?

The Doctor: Nothing happened. And then it kept happening. Or, if you prefer, everything happened at once, and it won't ever stop. Time is dying. It's going to be 5:02 in the afternoon for all eternity. A needle stuck on a record.

Winston Churchill: A record? Good Lord, man, have you never heard of downloads?

The Doctor: Said Winston Churchill.

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Rory: Are you sure, River? Are you really, properly sure?

River Song: Of course I'm sure! I'm his wife!

Amy Pond: Yes! And I'm his...

[realises]

Amy Pond: ... mother-in-law.

River Song: [to Rory] Father dear, I think mummy might need another drink.

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Emperor Winston Churchill: What happened to time?

The Doctor: A woman.

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River Song: I can't let you die...

The Doctor: But I have to die.

River Song: Shut up! I can't let you die, without knowing you are loved. By so many, and so much. And by no one more than me.

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Madame Kovarian: Oh, why couldn't you just die?

The Doctor: Did my best, dear. I showed up. You just can't get good psychopaths these days.

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The Eleventh Doctor: They want me dead?

Dorium: No, not really. They just don't want you to remain alive.

The Eleventh Doctor: That's okay, then. I was a bit worried for a minute there.

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Dorium Maldovar: Have you got wi-fi here? I'm bored already and my nose is hurting!

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The Doctor: Love what you've done with the pyramids! How did you score all this?

River Song: Hallucinogenic lipstick. Worked wonders on President Kennedy. And Cleopatra was a real pushover.

The Doctor: I always thought so.

River Song: She mentioned you.

The Doctor: And what did she say?

River Song: "Put down that gun."

The Doctor: And did you?

River Song: Eventually.

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Amy Pond: So, you and me. When this is all over, we should get a drink sometime.

Rory: Yes, ma'am.

Amy Pond: And married.

Rory: [pauses, looking stunned] Fine.

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River Song: There are so many theories about you and I, you know?

The Doctor: Idle gossip.

River Song: Archaeology.

The Doctor: Same thing!

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Winston Churchill: Who the devil are you? Identify yourselves!

Amy Pond: Pond. Amelia Pond.

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River Song: [Pointing to the Doctor] Cuff him!

The Doctor: Oh, why do you always have handcuffs?

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The Doctor: Why Lake Silencio? Why... Utah?

Dorium Maldovar: It's a still point in time. Makes it easier to create a *fixed* point. And your death is a fixed point, Doctor. You can't run away from this.

The Doctor: Been running all my life. Why should I stop?

Dorium Maldovar: Because now you know what's at stake. Why your life must end.

The Doctor: Not today.

Dorium Maldovar: What's the point in delaying? How long have you delayed already?

The Doctor: Been knocking about. Bit of a farewell tour. Things to do, people to see. There's always more! I could invent a new color, save the dodo, join the Beatles!

[to phone]

The Doctor: Hello, it's me! Get him, tell him we're going out, and it's all on me, except for the money and the driving!

[to Dorium]

The Doctor: I have got a time machine, Dorium. It's all still going on for me, it never stops. Liz the First is still waiting in a glade to elope with me. I could help Rose Tyler with her homework! I could go on all of Jack's stag parties in one night!

Dorium Maldovar: Time catches up with us all, Doctor!

The Doctor: Well, it has *never* laid a glove on me!

[to phone]

The Doctor: Hello!

Nurse: Doctor, I'm so sorry. We didn't know how to contact you. I'm afraid Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart passed away a few months ago. - Doctor?

The Doctor: ...Ye - eh, uh, yes. Yes. Uh, uhh...

Nurse: It was very peaceful. He talked a lot about you, if that's any comfort. Always made us pour an extra brandy, in case you came round one of these days.

Dorium Maldovar: Doctor? What's wrong?

The Doctor: ...Nothing, nothing. Just...

[Long pause. The Doctor takes the envelopes out of his pocket and looks at them]

The Doctor: It's time. It's time.

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Children Singing: Tick-Tock goes the clock. He gave that he could give her. Tick-Tock goes the clock. Now prison waits for River

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Amy Pond: [Kovarian screams in agony as Amy and Rory walk away] So, you and me, we should get a drink some time.

Rory: OK.

Amy Pond: And married.

Rory: Fine.

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