German billionaire, Herr Conrad Schlotz, controls all European Videotex services. His nubile, out-of-control daughter, Anke, is determined to have her 17th birthday bash at an exclusive ... See full summary »

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Sterling Archer (voice)
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German billionaire, Herr Conrad Schlotz, controls all European Videotex services. His nubile, out-of-control daughter, Anke, is determined to have her 17th birthday bash at an exclusive Alpine ski resort in Gstaad, Switzerland. El Frente Rojo made threats on the Schlotz heiress, so Malory accepts the mission to guard Schlotz's "princess," a probable devotee to Sharon Stone films. Secretly, Malory wants to score: Schlotz, financing for ISIS and some absinthe, a heady threesome! Some wedding tackle named Wilhelm hooks a razor and Pam hooks a fellow dairy enthusiast. Malory is "classic Mother" and interrupts an intimate Green Russian hot tub party. If what happens in Gstaad stays in Gstaad, will anyone but Lana know the truth about Archer feeling up his kindred spirit? Will Pam keep quiet about her new special friendship--and special cocktail? Will Ray ever reconcile to losing (earning Bronze in men's downhill slalom in the Winter Olympics?) Dukes! Written by LA-Lawyer

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Before joining ISIS, Ray Gillette took the bronze medal in the giant slalom while part of the US Olympic ski team. Along with being a former professional skier, he was a cheerleader for Marshall University. See more »

Goofs

Archer refers to a case of severe frostbite as "first degree". It is likely that he actually meant "third degree" which is the most severe type of burn. Burns are backwards from law violations. See more »

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Lana Kane: Was that before or after you got caught fondling a teenager?
Sterling Archer: Well, obviously, before. After was all gendarmes and dick stitches.
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References Frozen (2010) See more »

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Closing Theme 'The Killer'
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Written by Mel Young
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Once More With Feeling
10 November 2015 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Archer is supposed to be on his best behavior. Unfortunately, try as he might, he can't find a time when he isn't fondling a young Swiss woman. She is the aggressor, the daughter of Schotz, who is being courted by Mallory. There are numerous disgusting scenes with people lolling around in bed. There is also a kind of interesting conclusion. I guess I saw this episode as an excuse to get away with a bunch of crude images. The enjoyable part of this is watching Archer trying so hard to not be sexually involved with the beautiful young Swiss girl. This is fun. Unfortunately, there is little plot to keep one interested. I have heard that things get more and more interesting from this episode on.


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