German billionaire, Herr Conrad Schlotz, controls all European Videotex services. But his out-of-control daughter, Anke, is determined to have her 17th birthday bash at an exclusive Alpine ski resort in Gstaad, Switzerland. El Frente Rojo made threats on the Schlotz heiress, so Malory accepts the mission to guard Schlotz's "princess," a probable devotee to Sharon Stone films. Secretly, Malory wants to score: Schlotz, financing for ISIS (and some absinthe), a heady threesome! When some wedding tackle, Wilhelm, hooks a razor and Pam hooks a fellow dairy enthusiast, Malory is "classic Mother" and she interrupts an intimate Green Russian hot tub party. If what happens in Gstaad actually stays in Gstaad, will anyone but Lana know the truth about Archer and his kindred spirit? Will Anke end up with nerve damage? Is Pam going to keep quiet about her new special friendship? And, will Ray ever reconcile to losing... placing third and earning only Bronze in the men's downhill slalom in the ... Written by
Did You Know?
Before joining ISIS, Ray Gillette took the bronze medal in the giant slalom while part of the US Olympic ski team. Along with being a former professional skier, he was a cheerleader for Marshall University. See more
A large element of the plot in the episode centers around the illegality of Archer having sexual relations with a 16 year old girl. This is, however, not illegal in Switzerland (or anywhere in Europe other than Turkey and Malta), where the age of consent is 16; though it might still be considered taboo by many, given the age cap, it is not something Archer could find himself in legal trouble for. See more
Forget the glass, Woodhouse. Just give me the pitcher! For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death... which I hope is soon. Amen.
Closing Theme 'The Killer'
Written by Mel Young See more