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Ranger Rangerfield: Oh dear - more holes to cover up!

Crazy Claws: [Standing as if he were a road barrier] Speaking of cover ups, I'm camoflagued from that mud turtle Clyde!

Ranger Rangerfield: [Picking up a barrier] Work, work, work!

Crazy Claws: How about that - even the Ranger didn't see me!

Ranger Rangerfield: [Putting the barrier across the road] No, still not enough!

[Walks out of shot and returns with the disguised Crazy Claws]

Ranger Rangerfield: There - this should stop traffic!

Crazy Claws: Well, that's nice of you to say so, Ranger, but I'm not really that handsome - cute, maybe!

Ranger Rangerfield: Crazy Claws!

[Places CC on the ground]

Ranger Rangerfield: Out of my way!

Crazy Claws: Thank you - I only wanted to cross the road!

Ranger Rangerfield: Stop, stop!

[Walks out of shot]

Ranger Rangerfield: I'm at my wit's end!

[a splash is heard, and the camera pans to the Ranger, who is in a hole full of water]

Crazy Claws: And the other end isn't in such good shape either!

Ranger Rangerfield: Still putting me down!

Crazy Claws: Heaven knows I try!

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Crazy Claws: [Watching the Ranger painting a warning sign] Road under repair, eh? Looks more to me like it's a road under mud!

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Crazy Claws: [Clyde's car has made the bridge collapse] They certainly don't build them like they used to - then maybe they never did!

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[Clyde's car is being chased by a torrent of flood water]

Crazy Claws: Time to do some plumbing, before we all end up like Clyde - all wet, that is!

[Jumps out of the car and cuts a hole in the river bed big enough for the flood water]

Crazy Claws: If we have time, I do a fast chorus of Singing in the Drain!

[Raises paw to mouth]

Crazy Claws: It's all over, Clyde! Or should I say under? You can stop now!

[CC reacts to the sound of a crash out of shot, followed by camera cutting to Clyde's wrecked car]

Clyde: God darn it - I've been stopped by a dead end!

Crazy Claws: [Walking towards the car] 2 dead ends, Clyde.

[Stops]

Clyde: 2?

Crazy Claws: Well, make it 3 - that dead end under your hat and the dead end dog - he's not going anywhere!

Ranger Rangerfield: [Holding a pad and pencil] And neither are you, Clyde - I'm giving you a ticket!

Clyde: Oh no, the Ranger - a forth dead end!

Crazy Claws: I wish I'd have said that - don't worry, I will!

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Clyde: It's that there cat critter!

Crazy Claws: Don't be formal, call me Crazy, or you might call me later, but if you do call me later I'll be gone!

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[Clyde reveals his desire to trap Crazy Claws]

Crazy Claws: Just use your head, although I must say it looks pretty well used already!

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[Clyde's car can be heard coming down the hill]

Crazy Claws: You know, that sounds like trouble. It also sound like a brass band falling down stairs!

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Ranger Rangerfield: Floods happen when the ground can't absorb any more rain

Clyde: Do tell!

Ranger Rangerfield: Then the water runs off at the rivers and the streams.

Crazy Claws: And the Ranger runs off at the mouth!

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Crazy Claws: [after covering Clyde and Bristletooth with mud] This is called camoflague.

[Turns to face the camera]

Crazy Claws: I'm begining to sound like the Ranger!

Clyde: Err, it appears to be a lot like mud to me!

Crazy Claws: Very good! Now, when I walk by, it'll be hard to tell you from a pile of mud!

[Turns towards the camera]

Crazy Claws: And I must say, it matches your personality!

[Runs off]

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