"Family Guy" And I'm Joyce Kinney (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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Pastor: [after he finds out Lois was in a pornographic film] You are no longer welcome here, Lois Griffin.

Lois Griffin: But Father, I've been a member of this church for...

Pastor: Leave this house of God!

Lois Griffin: But I love the church. It's an important part of my life.

Pastor: Maybe you should have thought about that before you made a porn.

Lois Griffin: But father, I didn't mea... wait, did you say a porn?

Pastor: Yes.

Lois Griffin: Oh. Well that's kind of weird.

Pastor: What?

Lois Griffin: Well, I mean you gotta say you made porn or you made a porno. You don't say "made a porn", it hits the ear wrong.

Pastor: Oh, God, have I been saying it wrong this whole time?

[the altar boys nod]

Tom Tucker: Holy shit that just turned out, awful. Joyce, do your thing.

Joyce Kinney: Thanks, Tom. Pornography, the very word conjures up the images and red light districts, unprotected sex, and of course, the turn of the century pornograph machine.

Early pornographer: Whoahoho, Sweet Mary!

Joyce Kinney: But it seems pornography has found our way to its neighborhood. Yes, local housewife and church organist Lois Griffin has revealed to this reporter that she appeared in a pornographic movie back in the early 1980s.

Lois Griffin: It was back in a disgusting period known as the early 80s. It was a time when women would stand topless, high on coke, on the edge of hotel balconies while the curtains were billowing around them... I think there was actually more wind then.

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