"Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23"
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Season: 1 | 2
Year: 2012 | 2013


Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot

11 April 2012
Celebrity actor James Van Der Beek's bitchy friend Chloe rents a room in her New York building to naive, ambitious country girl June Colburn. As usual, Chloe expects to cheat and pester the tenant to leave without her deposit. To James's amusement and winning Chloe's respect, June puts up a surprisingly good fight. Reward and revenge come rolled into one, in all senses naked proof that June's fiancé Steven is a serial cheater.

Season 1, Episode 2: Daddy's Girl...

18 April 2012
Studly biker Scott is too attractive for June to turn down the blind date Chloe pushes her to, which even leads to great sex. Her reluctance to go on when she finds out Scott is Chloe's estranged father graduates to indignant shock when her mother arrives, in a wheelchair, desperate to patch up her broken marriage. Nosy neighbor Eli analyzes the psychological minefield.

Season 1, Episode 3: Parent Trap...

25 April 2012
James Van Der Beek accepted a part without reading the script just so he could work with child star Kiernan Shipka, but it's a body swap and learning to be a pre-teen girl in his studly body proves extremely hard. he does however learn to appreciate fan adoration again. Chloe makes most of her yearly income during the annual half week UN general assembly opening. Yet she finds that too exhausting and wants an assistant like James's. To avoiding paying one, she takes a foster daughter, Molly, and tricks unsuspecting June to sign up as Lesbian co-guardian. Naively taking on the maternal role, June ruins her own PA employment, without even earning gratitude.

Season 1, Episode 4: The Wedding...

2 May 2012
Even Chloe is impressed by model pupil June's progress after lessons in New York-assertive attitude, even feels somewhat threatened when she gets into the limelight with James. However the cocky act shrivels when June is invited to her former fiancé Steven's wedding. James agrees to play along after Chloe gets them in at the arm of Hercules-star, whom she made believe it's a benefit for his mother's disease, MS.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Liza Lapira ... Robin

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds (credit only)

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Tate Ellington ... Steven

Kevin Sorbo ... Kevin Sorbo
Americus Abesamis ... Club Bouncer

Nora Kirkpatrick ... Crissy

Katherine Tokarz ... Nicole

Michael Croner ... Robert
Valerie-Jean Hume ... Candice (as Valerie Jean Hume)

Kim Mahair ... Steven's Girlfriend (uncredited)
Julianna Pitt ... Ellen (uncredited)

Vincent Rivera ... Hot Club Dancer (uncredited)

Mark Sinacori ... Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Season 1, Episode 5: Making Rent...

9 May 2012
James cheerfully profits from his popularity by launching his own, butt-flattering jeans line, even though it's hell on his literally crushed manhood. His manager Luther refuses further credit as long as Chloe hasn't read his script, and rent is due. Just when June despairs, praise for her home made jam inspires selling a batch of it. Chloe helps her, but actually sells Eli secret camera footage for a fetish website, without factoring in that only pays off after 50 days and his day job is food inspector. June finds out, but Chloe sees no reason to apologetic, on the contrary. Affluent nurse Robin offers June a lucrative alternative.

Season 1, Episode 6: It's Just Sex...

16 May 2012
James is initially shocked when he learns a sex tape of him and Chloe is being released on video. After consulting media experts, he only worries about the unflattering amateur production and plans to discretely remake it professionally, but Chloe develops a most atypical 'conscientious' objection. An assertiveness push from Chloe gets June to seek distraction from her ex's wedding in a one night stand. Charles, the heavenly hot coffee-shop customer she fancies, turns out to share enough interests to agree, but even less resilient emotionally when it's time to break up, and his beloved parrot escaped.

Season 1, Episode 7: Shitagi Nashi...

23 May 2012
James stresses over the prestigious largest dressing room when casted alongside Dean Cain, so his assistant Luther's job may be on the line. June is barred from Chloe's nightlife circle because she can't drink on doctor's orders. Brooding at home, she discovers Chloe cares enormously for a cartoon based on her and hopes this provides on angle to get back in the loop.

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: A Reunion...

23 October 2012
After June uses a power point presentation to persuade James to attend a Dawson's Creek reunion show, she finds out that every year Chloe fakes the letters to boost his ego.

Season 2, Episode 2: Love and Monsters...

29 October 2012
Chloe tells June about her annual Halloween schemes, and June obsesses over putting a stop to it. Chloe gets a taste of her own medicine, while Mark tries to help James overcome his fear of Halloween.

Season 2, Episode 3: Sexy People...

12 November 2012
June becomes infatuated with James and is encouraged to have sex with him after Chloe pretends to be the editor for People Magazine, and puts James on the front cover.

Season 2, Episode 4: It's a Miracle...

19 November 2012
June can't afford to fly home for Thanksgiving, so Chloe persuades her to come to her parents' house, but June begins to feel uncomfortable and awkward due to her past encounter with Chloe's dad and when Chloe gets June to pretend to be wheelchair bound. Meanwhile, James volunteers at a celebrity soup kitchen in order to get publicity and is unpleasantly surprised when he and Luther actually work.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds (credit only) (as Eric Andre)

Ray Ford ... Luther Wilson

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Michael Landes ... Scott

Marin Hinkle ... Karen

Rico E. Anderson ... Reggie (as Rico Anderson)

Jill Basey ... Old Woman

Ronnie Clark ... Wayne
Patrick Cox ... Mike

Barry Ford ... Old Man

Luke Ganalon ... Homeless Kid

Mary Kathleen Gordon ... Neighbor (as Mary-Kathleen Gordon)

Roy Milton Davis ... Homeless Person
Jim Holdridge ... Clarence

John O'Brien ... Tom
Chidi Ajufo ... Celebrity Guest

Julian Graham ... Chloe's Married Lover

Mark Jaeger ... Poor Family Dad

Season 2, Episode 5: Whatever It Takes...

3 December 2012
Chloe teaches June to "network", but when Chloe lands herself a hot young broker whose father is a Wall Street mogul, she also lands June a dream job offer. However, when Chloe's beer goggles affect her perception of his appearance, June tries to keep Chloe drunk to keep her job. Meanwhile, James turns to June's mom for advice as his worst nightmare comes true when he is paired with the worst pro-dancer for Dancing with the Stars.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Liza Lapira ... Robin

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber (credit only)

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds (as Eric Andre)

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Dean Cain ... Dean Cain

Bruce Davison ... Gabe Sharpe

Thomas Lennon ... Trey

Jason Olive ... Hot Trey

Eve Gordon ... Connie Colburn

Peter Mackenzie ... Donald Colburn

Missi Pyle ... Angie Betancourt
Jack Knight ... Old Man

Troy Bishop ... Broker Douche

Gayla Johnson ... Female Crew Member

Joel Gelman ... Young Man (as Joel J. Gelman)

Tessa Munro ... Trey's Wife

Kelli Dawn Hancock ... Female Patron

Shane Roney ... Trey's Son
Jordyn DeMarco ... Birthday Girl (uncredited)

Mark Sinacori ... Birthday Party Guest (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 6: Bar Lies...

11 December 2012
James brings June's mom along for support for the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars. Chloe takes advantage of James's empty penthouse for one of her scams.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Liza Lapira ... Robin (credit only)

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds (credit only) (as Eric Andre)

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Dean Cain ... Dean Cain

Ray Ford ... Luther Wilson

Rosalind Chao ... Pastor Jin

Shanti Lowry ... Valentina

Eve Gordon ... Connie Colburn

Karina Smirnoff ... Karina Smirnoff

Jennie Pierson ... Pepper

Gayla Johnson ... Female Crew Member
Billy Keane ... Billy

Dominic Dierkes ... Oscar
Kiplan Dooley ... Bartender

Shane Nickerson ... Midwestern Father

Jake Dogias ... Bar Patron

Aidan Lewis ... Young Boy

Kristen Endow ... Bar Patron

Hiram A. Murray ... Waiter (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 7: A Weekend in the Hamptons...

18 December 2012
Chloe takes a dejected James and an anxious June on a trip to the Hamptons, along with Robin and Luther, and tries crash the party of the year and hook up with the elusive host. However all does not go to plan.

Season 2, Episode 8: Paris...

6 January 2013
June is nervous and excited about starting her new job. Things go surprisingly well, and she even meets an incredibly nice co-worker, Fox Paris. Chloe warns June, though, that she shouldn't be so trusting and that Fox is probably just keeping her enemies close. Meanwhile, Mark looks to James for help in expressing his newfound feelings for June.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds (as Eric Andre)

Ray Ford ... Luther Wilson (credit only)

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Angelique Cabral ... Fox Paris

Tom Amandes ... Mr. Harkin

Kasey Bell ... Delivery Guy

Angela Matemotja ... Yolanda

Jennie Pierson ... Pepper
Maurice Webster ... Jason

Ben Zelevansky ... Allen
Marshall Boone ... Walter (uncredited)

Lynne Alana Delaney ... Wall Street Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

Ruben Roberto Gomez ... Wall Street Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

Shaka Smith ... Harkin Financial Analyst (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 9: The Scarlet Neighbor...

8 January 2013
June and Chloe attend their first tenants' meeting after a new family moves in the building, but they make a scandalous scene and June quickly realizes that she needs to clean up Chloe's act so that they're not branded the floozies of the building. However things backfire when Chloe decides to set her sights on Mark, which is then further complicated by James' attempt to sabotage June's virtuous efforts to get his wing-woman back.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Liza Lapira ... Robin

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber (credit only)

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds (as Eric Andre)

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Davi Santos ... Anthony Pizzoli

Ray Ford ... Luther Wilson

Cocoa Brown ... Female Neighbor

Wendy Schenker ... Mrs. Pizzoli

Lou Bonacki ... Old Man Neighbor

Katharine Brandt ... Angry Girlfriend

Andrew Chen ... Tim

Antal Kalik ... Guy (as Antal Trescott Kalik)

Jean St. James ... Old Bar Fly #1

Marcia Moran ... Old Bar Fly #2

Dawn Dail ... Old Bar Fly #3
Gay Storm ... Old Bar Fly #4

Tom Christensen ... Pear Vendor

Tom Morrissey ... Pedestrian

Amiée Conn ... Jennifer the Date
Gladys Khan ... New Tenant Neighbor (uncredited)

Mobin Khan ... New Tenant Neighbor (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 10: Mean Girls...

13 January 2013
Who will win in a battle between the 'B' and a group of mean girls?

Season 2, Episode 11: Dating Games...

15 January 2013
There are a lot of games when it comes to dating, but for James it's literally a game.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber (credit only)

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds (as Eric Andre)

Ray Ford ... Luther Wilson

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Liza Lapira ... Robin

Kyle Howard ... Daniel
Alexander Aquino ... Angry Rainbow Guy
Daniel Capellaro ... Handsome Man #2

Clint Brink ... Orange Mouth Guy

Christopher Cho ... Police Officer

Mary Grill ... May

Matt Hobby ... Host

Burt Grinstead ... Contestant

Remington Hoffman ... Handsome Man #1

James S.W. Lee ... Waiter

Robert S. Martin III ... Nose Whistle Guy

Rob O'Malley ... Drunk Guy
Gwen Van Dam ... Great Aunt Agnes

Alessandro Nori ... Handsome Man #3 (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 12: The Leak...

13 May 2013
Chloe is not happy when James is focused on "Dancing with the Stars" training and not her -- but just how far will she go to sabotage it?

Season 2, Episode 13: Monday June...

17 May 2013
June is drugged - by Chloe - and desperately tries to piece together what transpired during an entire day she lost.

Season 2, Episode 14: Teddy Trouble...

17 May 2013
June is startled when a man she has never seen before jumps out of a door in the apartment that she has never seen before.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds (credit only)

Ray Ford ... Luther Wilson

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Ben Lawson ... Benjamin

Michael Stahl-David ... Teddy

Paula Eliott ... Female Shopper

Sara Van Horn ... Older Woman

Jordan Feldman ... Salesperson

Teresa Huang ... Hillary

Annie Little ... Faith

Mickey Maxwell ... Faith's Husband

Clinton Valencia ... Little Boy
Maurice Webster ... Jason
Klaudia Ann Jaworski ... Faith's Friend (as Klaudia Gajek)
Rachel Ann Mullins ... Jacket Thief

Gianna Simone ... Kissed Girl (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 15: The D...

17 May 2013
June receives her 1 year roommate evaluation from Chloe, in which she is shocked to find that she has been given a D. She eventually realizes that the only aspect in her life that she could possibly be slacking off in is her love life.

Season 2, Episode 16: The Seven Year B----...

17 May 2013
James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily.

Season 2, Episode 17: Using People...

17 May 2013
June discovers that Chloe has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings, to share her crazy partying stories as well as take free booze from the alcoholics.

Season 2, Episode 18: Ocupado...

17 May 2013
Chloe tells June that Benjamin is going to be in town to shoot a commercial with James. She is excited and has even moved him up to #1 in her guy rotation.

Season 2, Episode 19: The Original B----

17 May 2013
Chloe hires a private investigator to track down the original bitch in Apt 23, Trish, who Chloe has been seeking revenge on since she stole her dream of becoming a dancer on a popular dance show years ago.

Krysten Ritter ... Chloe

Dreama Walker ... June Colburn

Michael Blaiklock ... Eli Webber

Eric André ... Mark Reynolds

Ray Ford ... Luther Wilson

James Van Der Beek ... James Van Der Beek

Charo ... Charo

Sarah Wright ... Trish (as Sarah Wright Olsen)

Meagen Fay ... Katherine

Ian Reed Kesler ... Tommy Doyle

Richard Dean Anderson ... Himself

Zylan Brooks ... Patrice (as S. Zylan Brooks)

Michael Derek ... Host

Malcolm Devine ... Bouncer #2

David Fernandez Jr. ... Bouncer #1

Stewart Skelton ... Gary

Christen Sussin ... Heather
Carol Woodbury ... Doris

Sharae Nikai ... Foot Ho
Leah Elizabeth Winter ... The Grind Dancer

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