Gwen Cooper: That was your last chance.
Lyn Peterfield: Yeah? What are you going to do about it. If you're the best England has to offer, God help you.
Gwen Cooper: I'm Welsh.
[Gwen punches her out]
Captain Jack Harkness: [to Danny the Flight Attendant after being forced on to a plane bound for the U.S. by the CIA] Hey can we have something to drink?
Danny: [Upset] I am not allowed to talk to you!
Captain Jack Harkness: [Annoyed] Give it to us *silently*.
Danny: [Strident] I am NOT allowed to talk to you!
CIA Agent: They can have water I'll supervise it.
Captain Jack Harkness: [Outraged] WATER? I'm American too! Can't I contribute to our global cultural hegemony with a nice frosty cola?
Gwen Cooper: [Gwen to Jack as they're fleeing CIA agents after landing Dulles Airport] Even if we can get past how do we get out? Y'know what U.S. immigration is like at the best of times.
Rex Matheson: [Re-joining Jack and Gwen after a fistfight with other agents during which Jack and Gwen ditched him] Hey what the hell are you waitin' around here for?
Gwen Cooper: We're stuck! Thanks to you!
Rex Matheson: [Aghast] Oh my god you two are idiots, you're already landside! Take a look around you're at the baggage claim for *domestic* flights! We can just walk out of here! Now come on and follow me.
Gwen Cooper: Hey! You get us arrested, okay, you break up my family, you nearly get Jack killed, why should we go anywhere with you?
Rex Matheson: Because I have a *car*,
Rex Matheson: Here, take y'thing
[Tosses Jack his Vortex Manipulator]
Captain Jack Harkness: [to uniformed security officer] Excuse me sir, those two men over there in the black suits?
[Points at pursuing agents]
Captain Jack Harkness: I think I overheard them talking about a bomb.
Rex Matheson: Hey, uh, I just remembered, there's one final piece of legislation necessary to make this a full and proper rendition. And according to recent amendments to U.S. Code Section 3184 and Section 3185 in transferring prisoners from air side to land side, the law clearly states that, ah, once they touch down on American soil, they have free and easy access to one very important thing.
Gwen Cooper: And what's that?
Rex Matheson: Bullshit.
Gwen Cooper: [getting in a Mini Cooper] What kind of a getaway car is this? I thought you Americans had these big SUVs. This is rubbish.
Gwen Cooper: You went to supervise him, that's what you said. Supervise. Who needs supervising pouring a drink? What did you supervise, exactly?
Lyn Peterfield: So now you're accusing anyone.
Gwen Cooper: It's either you or the big gay steward. So that means only you.
Danny: I'm not gay.
Danny: Be careful, that's my favorite tie!
Gwen Cooper: Yeah, and you're definitely not gay...
Danny: It was one time, okay?