The Office (TV Series)

Threat Level Midnight (2011)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

Quotes 

• Samuel L. Chang : We've searched the whole building, Goldenface. Where is the bomb?

  Goldenface : Hmm?

  Samuel L. Chang : We've searched the whole building, Goldenface. Where is the bomb?

  Goldenface : Hmm?

  Samuel L. Chang : We've searched the... Okay.

  Michael Scarn : He said we've searched the whole building, Goldenface. Now, where is the bomb?

  Goldenface : So you searched the whole stadium, hmm? Well, you didn't think to look in the puck!

  [he throws the puck to Scarn] 

  Michael Scarn : The bomb is in the puck? Well, then, why are you telling me this?

  Goldenface : Because I'm going to kill you. Unless you make a deal. I'll release these hostages and defuse that bomb. All you have to do... is forgive me for murdering your wife.

• President Jackson : Scarn, you're right on time.

  Michael Scarn : What's the situation, President Jackson?

  President Jackson : It's your old enemy, Goldenface. As you're Goldenface tried to blow up the NFL All-Star game, the baseball All-Star game and the NBA All-Star game. You stopped him every time. Then, you took one day off to run a 20k with your friend Robin Williams.

  Michael Scarn : One day off.

  President Jackson : That was the day of the WNBA All-Star game. We all know what happened then.

  Michael Scarn : My wife was in that game.

  President Jackson : Now, he's after the NHL All-Star game. He's hidden a bomb somewhere in the stadium. Scarn, this one's personal for me. I own the stadium. I can't see it blown up. It's my retirement plan.

  Samuel L. Chang : We have to search the stadium.

  President Jackson : Not so fast. Goldenface has taken all of the concession stand workers hostage. We go in, he kills the hostages.

  Samuel L. Chang : Why not just cancel the game?

  President Jackson : Cost them too much money to cancel the game.

  Michael Scarn : Money. It's always about money, isn't it? If I ever own a business, I'm not gonna care about money.

  President Jackson : Scarn, will you find these hostages and save the game?

  Michael Scarn : No. I don't think it's important enough. Just out of curiosity, what threat level is this?

  President Jackson : I can't sugarcoat this. We're at Threat Level... Midnight!

  Michael Scarn : Heads, I do it. Tails, I don't. Best out of seven. Heads, tails. Heads, tails. Heads, tails.

  [he does a final coin toss where heads won] 

  Michael Scarn : Looks like there's gonna be a cleanup on aisle 5.

• Samuel L. Chang : Master Scarn. Master Scarn!

  Michael Scarn : Let me dream.

  [Samuel uses cymbals to wake Scarn up] 

  Michael Scarn : I'm up.

  Samuel L. Chang : It's the President. He needs you for a mission.

  Michael Scarn : Tell him I'm retired.

  Samuel L. Chang : It's Goldenface. The man who killed...

  Michael Scarn : Don't say her name! Goldenface. This makes it personal.