Joan continues her affair with Freddie despite his being investigated for a jewel robbery in Margate. Del chats up schoolgirl Barbara Bird,impressing her with his Lambretta and plans to make a film called 'Dracula on the Moon'. Joan's randy boss Ernie tries to force a dirty weekend with her under the guise of location spotting and gets his fingers broken by Freddie but Freddie gets remanded in custody after Joan pawns a stolen ring he gave her. He is eventually released after the star witness goes abroad and there is much celebration in the local pub. Barbara's lonely mother comes on to Del at her daughter's engagement party,ending the engagement and her marriage. Equally doomed are Freddie and Joan's plans to leave London for a new life. Written by
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I was never really like you, Fred. I mean, you got a reputation with the fairer sex. Well, I have as well, but not the one I wanted. Poor labido, very poor. Occasionally I've managed something that passed as passion, but a lot of women mistook it for a fit. So, this has been my lot for the past twenty years. Police stations that smell of onions, barrister's dandruff, hung juries and a lazy lob.
Written by Red Foley
Performed by Elvis Presley See more