FDR: American Badass! (2012)
Louis: How are you feeling, Frank?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Like a bag full of dicks at a lesbian convention.
Dr. Ellington: There's something I need to show you.
Louis: Do NOT grab your dick and ask me to guess the temperature!
Reporter Robert Bruckner: What was it like being attacked by a werewolf, Governor?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: About the same as having your money in the stock market these days.
Louis: Did you debrief him?
Eleanor Roosevelt: Yes.
Louis: Cool. I hate when I have to take his boxers off.
Louis: Here's the paper, by the way.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Thank you. Let's see... Oh, American hero and werewolf killer... Franklin Delano announces he's running for President... Thank you, Mmm-hmm... I hope it mentions something about my cock still working.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Well, shit, call them up! I want a press release first thing in the morning.
Louis: Before we do that...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Let's leak them a picture, too.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Beautiful melons, Ma'am.
Marietta Buford: They sure are ripe for the picking!
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: I meant your tits.
Marietta Buford: So did I.
Cleavon Buford: Congressman Cleavon Baybridge Buford... 'Repube,' Georgia.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Nice to meet you.
Cleavon Buford: Yes, you too.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Did you just say 'Repube?'
Cleavon Buford: Mmm-hmm... yes, sir.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: You mean Republican?
Cleavon Buford: No, sir. The form I filled out when I ran for Congress said 'Repube' on it. It was a professional form, sir. It was typed on paper... maybe even double spaced.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: I think you meant 'Repub,' short for Republican.
Cleavon Buford: No, sir! I saved the form, sir. It is inside a folder marked official on it, so I know that it is real.