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Abraham Lincoln: Emancipate that ass.

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Louis: How are you feeling, Frank?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Like a bag full of dicks at a lesbian convention.

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Dr. Ellington: There's something I need to show you.

Louis: Do NOT grab your dick and ask me to guess the temperature!

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Reporter Robert Bruckner: What was it like being attacked by a werewolf, Governor?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: About the same as having your money in the stock market these days.

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Does my cock still work?

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt: MOTHERFUCKERRR!

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Aw, shit Goblins!

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Senator Bronson: Why me? I'm fat and weak.

Louis: Probably for exactly that reason.

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Louis: Did you debrief him?

Eleanor Roosevelt: Yes.

Louis: Cool. I hate when I have to take his boxers off.

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Louis: Here's the paper, by the way.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Thank you. Let's see... Oh, American hero and werewolf killer... Franklin Delano announces he's running for President... Thank you, Mmm-hmm... I hope it mentions something about my cock still working.

Louis: No.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Well, shit, call them up! I want a press release first thing in the morning.

Louis: Before we do that...

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Let's leak them a picture, too.

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Beautiful melons, Ma'am.

Marietta Buford: They sure are ripe for the picking!

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: I meant your tits.

Marietta Buford: So did I.

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Cleavon Buford: Congressman Cleavon Baybridge Buford... 'Repube,' Georgia.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Nice to meet you.

Cleavon Buford: Yes, you too.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Did you just say 'Repube?'

Cleavon Buford: Mmm-hmm... yes, sir.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: You mean Republican?

Cleavon Buford: No, sir. The form I filled out when I ran for Congress said 'Repube' on it. It was a professional form, sir. It was typed on paper... maybe even double spaced.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt: I think you meant 'Repub,' short for Republican.

Cleavon Buford: No, sir! I saved the form, sir. It is inside a folder marked official on it, so I know that it is real.

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Cleavon Buford: My cousin... wife is excellent at entertaining guests.

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