King Duke 'Boomer' Parker: [Wearing a blonde wig] I don't care what the royal wig guy said, I'm taking this thing off.
King Brady Parker: Bro, you can't. The Riptides hate kings so we have to wear disguises.
King Duke 'Boomer' Parker: They're gonna know it's us.
King Brady Parker: Trust me. You could be a world famous teenage singing sensation, but with that wig on, I wouldn't recognize you... Even if I was your best friend.