- Ask That Guy with the Glasses: So, they all lived happily ever after. I stole my 3D glasses because I am thoroughly a horrible person, and then I came home and masturbated. Would you like a reenactment of that?
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses: This is That Guy with the Glasses saying, change. Change is upon us.
- [director whispers to him; holds up styrofoam cup]
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses: Change. Change is upon us.
- [director whispers again]
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses: Oh, uh... change? Do you have change? Someone must have change... well I can't just flat-out do an impression of him. I'm no good at impressions.
- [director whispers to him]
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses: What, you want something like...
- [does perfect impression of Chester A. Bum]
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses: CHANGE? You got change? Ah, come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change!
- [in normal voice]
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses: Is that what you would like? Well forget it, I'm not going to do it. Piss off. I'm going to go masturbate.
- [walks out of frame]
- Ask That Guy with the Glasses: And I won't be thinking of you... for long.