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"Breaking In" Pilot (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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Josh Armstrong: Professor Doogan's password is "password"?

Cameron Price: Yeah, for a creative writing teacher he's not very creative.

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Oz: Have a seat there champ.

Cameron Price: Who the hell are you?

Oz: I'm the guy telling you to sit your ass down.

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Oz: Your museum definitely needs better security, but I get why she's a masterpiece. Woman's got four boobs and no mouth.

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Oz: Good news, Senetor, I've managed to secure your email. Bad news, your wife knows you're into dudes.

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Josh Armstrong: Well, you're out of toilet paper, and now the last four pages of Chamber of Secrets.

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Josh Armstrong: Bonjour! I'm a transfer student. Name's Duncan, Duncan M'nuts.

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Calvin 'Cash' Sparks: My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar. Oo girl, Oo what, give me some of that fine sugar, Oo yeah.

Cameron Price: That really doesn't sound consensual.

Calvin 'Cash' Sparks: She's over eighteen.

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Melanie Garcia: Well, you'll never know. Oz always has a plan.

Cameron Price: My plan was to stay in college until I died of happiness.

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Oz: You're late Kirk Cameron.

Cameron Price: yeah, 'cause Cash keeps pranking me and ruining my life!

Oz: I'll allow it.

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Josh Armstrong: So, let me get this straight, you gather us all here in your douche-icle so you can tell us you have no idea what the hell you're doing?

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Dutch: I love the crap out of this woman!

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Oz: I used to be a thief. Counterfeiting, breaking and entering; spent my twenty-first birthday in jail for that one.

Cameron Price: That's why they call you Oz,after that prison show with male frontal nudity and adult situations.

Oz: Or, my last name is Osbourn.

Cameron Price: That also makes sense.

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Cameron Price: That floppy haired son of a bitch!

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Cameron Price: You know, I never thought I'd say this, but we really make a good team.

Josh Armstrong: You know, that's so funny, because I was just about to say suck it! We'll never be a team.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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