Josh Armstrong: Professor Doogan's password is "password"?
Cameron Price: Yeah, for a creative writing teacher he's not very creative.
Oz: Have a seat there champ.
Cameron Price: Who the hell are you?
Oz: I'm the guy telling you to sit your ass down.
Oz: Your museum definitely needs better security, but I get why she's a masterpiece. Woman's got four boobs and no mouth.
Oz: Good news, Senetor, I've managed to secure your email. Bad news, your wife knows you're into dudes.
Josh Armstrong: Well, you're out of toilet paper, and now the last four pages of Chamber of Secrets.
Josh Armstrong: Bonjour! I'm a transfer student. Name's Duncan, Duncan M'nuts.
Calvin 'Cash' Sparks: My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar. Oo girl, Oo what, give me some of that fine sugar, Oo yeah.
Cameron Price: That really doesn't sound consensual.
Calvin 'Cash' Sparks: She's over eighteen.
Melanie Garcia: Well, you'll never know. Oz always has a plan.
Cameron Price: My plan was to stay in college until I died of happiness.
Oz: You're late Kirk Cameron.
Cameron Price: yeah, 'cause Cash keeps pranking me and ruining my life!
Oz: I'll allow it.
Josh Armstrong: So, let me get this straight, you gather us all here in your douche-icle so you can tell us you have no idea what the hell you're doing?
Oz: I used to be a thief. Counterfeiting, breaking and entering; spent my twenty-first birthday in jail for that one.
Cameron Price: That's why they call you Oz,after that prison show with male frontal nudity and adult situations.
Oz: Or, my last name is Osbourn.
Cameron Price: That also makes sense.