1000 Ways to Die: Season 3, Episode 14

If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You (5 Jan. 2011)

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A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked.



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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Himself - Narrator (voice)
Salvador Rovero ...
Himself - Custom Hat Maker
Drew Badger ...
Himself - Toxicology Expert
Chase Holtman ...
Himself - Recreational I-Doser
Phil Warren ...
Himself - Audio Engineer
Marc Kern ...
Himself - Clinical Psychologist (as Dr. Marc Kern)
Richard Lichten ...
Himself - Retired Police Officer
Jason Romero ...
Himself - EMT
Himself - Ex-Con
Bal Raj ...
Himself - Orthopedic Surgeon (as Dr. Bal Raj)
Stephanie Carrion ...
Herself - Reformed Con Artist
Vahe Ghazikhanian ...
Himself - Nuclear Physicist (as Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian)
Peter Leffe ...
Himself - Ballistics Expert
Barnaby (as Camero J. Oro)
Robert Sisko ...
Hat Shop Customer (as Rober Sisko)


1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#501 Hats All Folks!" a hat-maker goes insane and dies due to exposure to mercury from his working with felt, "#937 Tone Death" a computer i-doser uses digital audio files to create altered mental states but accidentally kills himself when using military-grade sound equipment to experiment with low frequency sound, "#877 Caulk Blocked" a woman has a heart attack after receiving bathroom caulk injections in her buttocks, "#130 Deaf Jammed" a car thief dies after getting his head caught in the window of a moving car, "#448 Homie-Cide" an actor trying to learn about a role involves himself in a gang but is killed by a falling corpse, "#320 OMG! SUV! R.I.P." a con artist is accidentally crushed by a moving SUV, and "#172 Dead-dy Dearest" a controlling father plays a practical joke using a gun with blanks but later dies when he puts the gun to his head and fires. Written by Shatterdaymorn

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