R.L. Stine's the Haunting Hour (TV Series)

Afraid of Clowns (2011)

Ben Immanuel: Chris' Dad

Quotes 

• Chris' Mom : We wear these human faces to blend into society... but we're CLOWNS!

  [the clowns nearby all cheer gleefully] 

  Chris' Mom : You are, too!

  Christopher : [looking revolted]  No, no, you're lying!

  Chris' Mom : Happy birthday, son!

  [the clowns all cheer out 'happy birthday, Chris!'] 

  Chris' Dad : Welcome to the tribe!

  Christopher : BWAHHH!

  [the clowns all surround him while making nasty kissing noises]