- Jerry Whitaker: So, Saturday night? Time to cut loose, right? Who wants to split a beer?
- Barney Stinson: Oh, we're not drinking here. Tonight, we're going big. Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's club Was, there's Wrong...
- Marshall Eriksen: Um, those places shut down a long time ago.
- Barney Stinson: Oh no...
- Marshall Eriksen: Oh No shut down too.
- Ted Mosby: There's Where.
- Jerry Whitaker: Where's Where?
- Lily Aldrin: Where's where Was was, isn't it?
- Barney Stinson: No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?
- Jerry Whitaker: Ok...
- Ted Mosby: Not OK, that place is lame.
- Robin Scherbatsky: OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar... or is that wrong?
- Marshall Eriksen: That's Wrong. That's not wrong.
- Barney Stinson: Guys, focus.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, I like Focus! Let's go there.
- Ted Mosby: Where?
- Robin Scherbatsky: Not Where. Focus!
- Lily Aldrin: I thought Focus was closed.
- Barney Stinson: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it re-opened as Closed.
- Marshall Eriksen: So Closed is open.
- Robin Scherbatsky: No, Closed is closed.
- Jerry Whitaker: I don't know! 3rd base, right?
- Barney Stinson: Hey Jerry, do you really want to be out here like this?
- Jerry Whitaker: Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing?
- Lily Aldrin: I'll go anyplace, okay?
- Ted Mosby: Not OK. OK is lame.
- Robin Scherbatsky: OK in not Lame. Lame is a gay bar
- Lily Aldrin: Guys, shut up!
- Barney Stinson: No, Shut Up shut down. I can't believe I don't know the clubs anymore.
- Marshall Eriksen: Guys, just pick the club, okay?
- Ted Mosby: Not OK!
- [together]
- Ted Mosby: OK is lame! Gay bar.
- Marshall Eriksen: For the record, I was in there once by accident. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "Lamay"
- Barney Stinson: It's Hopeless, isn't it?
- Marshall Eriksen: Game on! If I can score five numbers before you can, then we have sex in the bathroom but, if you can score five numbers before me, then we have sex in the bathroom.
- Lily Aldrin: So our usual wager. Deal!
- Jerry Whitaker: You got to meet the right girl. Who knows? Maybe you'll meet her tomorrow.
- Barney Stinson: Maybe I've met her already.
- Ted Mosby: How's the open marriage going? Who was the first to get to five numbers?
- Lily Aldrin: I won that race. My prize, sex in the bathroom.
- Marshall Eriksen: And I won that race!
- Barney Stinson: Well this Saturday night I am busting him out. I'm gonna make Jerry realize he was wrong about giving up his old life, by showing him the awesomest night of all time. And for the awesomest night of all time, I'm going to need the awesomest friends of all time. Okay, who do I know? Guys... do any of you know George Clooney?