How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Exploding Meatball Sub (2011)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Random Girl : How can you not remember my name... it rhymes with your name?
Barney Stinson : And I said my name was?
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Barney Stinson : Well then you're not going to be able to pay for that trip to Spain that you've been planning. Say goodbye to riding around in gondolas, and eating bratwurst, and seeing the pyramids
Robin Scherbatsky : I don't think you know what Spain is.
Barney Stinson : Well, I know that a trip there costs some serious Lira
Ted Mosby : It's Dinero
Barney Stinson : Where? I want his autograph!
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Robin Scherbatsky : [the gang sees Barney at his deathbed in 2021] You're too young, it's unfair!
Marshall Eriksen : We're not going anywhere buddy, we're staying with you right up till the end.
Barney Stinson : Thank you Marshall.
[coughs]
Barney Stinson : Marshall, can I ask for one final favour, my friend?
Marshall Eriksen : Yes, yes, of course, anything.
Barney Stinson : Eat this meatball sub.
[offers wrapped sub]
Marshall Eriksen : Where did you get this...
Barney Stinson : [Winces in pain] I don't have much time!
Marshall Eriksen : [Unwrapping sub] Yes yes, of course, of course.
[prepares to bite]
Marshall Eriksen : Does this have some sort of meaning?
[meatball sub explodes in his face]
Barney Stinson : [Gets out of bed and laughs menacingly] I'm not sick, you idiots. I've racked up $30,000 of uninsured medical bills for symptoms I don't even have. Totally worth it! You should see the look on your face. Oh, wait, you can't - 'cause it's covered in marinara sauce!
Ted Mosby : Uh, Barney, you got a little marinara on your pajamas.
[Barney looks at his pajamas and stops laughing; his face decomposes itself]
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Barney Stinson : Wile E. Coyote wasn't trying to sleep with the Road Runner.
Robin Scherbatsky : Or maybe he was.
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Barney Stinson : You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans right?
Robin Scherbatsky : What is wrong with you?
