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"How I Met Your Mother" Oh Honey (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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Honey: My apartment building is so safe. My landlord even installed a security camera in my shower.

Marshall Eriksen: Oh, honey...

Honey: Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security Number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince!

Marshall Eriksen: Oh, honey...

Honey: I just had a great TV audition... behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekend.

Marshall Eriksen: Oh, honey...

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Barney Stinson: [At Honey's place, Barney and Honey are ready to get it on] Who's your daddy?

Honey: [laughs] Who's your daddy?

Barney Stinson: [shaky voice] I... don't... KNOW!

[breaks down]

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Judy Eriksen: [Ted is trying to narrate his story to Marshall over the phone about him dropping Zoey as a friend, however Marshall's mother is listening in on another phone] Marshall, I'm going to Byerly's, you want anything?

Marshall Eriksen: Mom, get off the phone!

Marcus Eriksen: [from yet another phone] Could you get some more Bugles, please?

Judy Eriksen: Of course, dear.

Marshall Eriksen: Marcus, hang up! Both of you, HANG UP! And we need ice cream.

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Lily Aldrin: We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops!

Marshall Eriksen: Ted's a son of a bitch!

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Ted Mosby: What kind of name is Zoƫ? What is that short for Zoseph?

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Ted Mosby: [about Honey] I'd say hump her brains out, but somebody obviously already has.

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