Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: [after Luke is injured during the lightsaber duel] We'll be lucky to come out of this without a lawsuit!
Stewie Griffin: [after the power goes of] Oh god, we're going to do Jedi, aren't we?
John Herbert as Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, you have a sister.
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: A sister? Who is it?
John Herbert as Obi-Wan Kenobi: Who the hell you think it is? Who's the only damn woman in the galaxy?