[after an exhausted Chris has flipped out at Peter and Lois]
Peter Griffin: I think we should go live with mom.
Stewie Griffin: [from behind the wall] I just heard all of that, and I just want to say: this family is fucking disintegrating.
[after Chris ruins Peter's bike]
Meg Griffin: Chris, look at what you did!
Chris Griffin: You mean, look at what 2 black teenagers did when they stole Dad's bike.
Peter Griffin: I guess we've learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.
Meg Griffin: [smugly] Seems like the kids are doing pretty well at this grown-up thing, huh? I would suggest that you suck that.