[after an exhausted Chris has flipped out at Peter and Lois]
Peter Griffin: I think we should go live with mom.
Stewie Griffin: [from behind the wall] I just heard all of that, and I just want to say: this family is fucking disintegrating.
[after Chris ruins Peter's bike]
Meg Griffin: Chris, look at what you did!
Chris Griffin: You mean, look at what 2 black teenagers did when they stole Dad's bike.
Dr. Hartman: Hey, what do you guys do when the screen goes black?