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"Family Guy" Friends of Peter G. (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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Brian Griffin: This sucks! I can't believe that judge is making us go to a month of AA.

Lois Griffin: You know, if you ask me, this is going to be a good thing for both of you. There's a lesson you need to learn.

Brian Griffin: What are you talking about? What lesson? I don't need to go to AA. I'm a social drinker, not an alcoholic.

Stewie Griffin: Pshaw! Yeah, that's like saying rappers are really poets.

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Lois Griffin: Oh, there you boys are. How was your meeting?

Brian Griffin: 29 more and we're done, That's how it was.

Lois Griffin: Well, that doesn't sound like the right attitude.

Peter Griffin: Lois, you weren't there. It was awful! Just a bunch of losers telling boring stories: "My drinking ruined my marriage," "My drinking ruined my family," "My drinking ruined my TV show, '24.'"

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Greg: My name is Greg, and, uh, I'm an alcoholic. One fateful night, I, uh, got behind the wheel of my brand new sports car, blind drunk. I was responsible for the death on an innocent, 8-year-old girl.

Peter Griffin: What kind?

Greg: What?

Peter Griffin: What kind of car? You said you had a sports car. That's cool, but what kind?

Greg: It was a Miata.

Peter Griffin: Oh, come on! That's not a sports car. H-how does that even kill a kid? What-cha what-cha do, hit her over the head with it?

Greg: That's a legitimate sports car!

Peter Griffin: No. Next!

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Brian Griffin: Ah, good. It's starting.

Peter Griffin: Yeah, that's what YOU say. I can never figure out when the hell the studio logos end and the actual movie begins.

[20th Century Fox logo plays]

Peter Griffin: Alright. Let's see what you got, Fox.

[map pops out from under the water on the screen]

Peter Griffin: Oh, I bet that's a sea monster.

[revealed to be logo for Underwater Map Productions]

Peter Griffin: Oh, that's not the movie. That's... yeah, I think I've heard of them.

[Once Upon a Time... shows up on screen]

Peter Griffin: Here we go. Movie!

["STUDIOS" shows up from under the caption]

Peter Griffin: Well, now that seems intentionally misleading.

[airplane comes up on screen]

Peter Griffin: Alright, someone's coming to town!

[revealed to be logo for Arriving Flight Productions]

Peter Griffin: Oh, for crying out loud!

[image of India shown with the caption "India, 1853"]

Peter Griffin: Alright, a period movie.

[zooms out to show that it's the logo for Country-and-Date Productions]

Peter Griffin: Oh, not a period movie.

[guy on screen runs into a house in a thunderstorm]

Peter Griffin: Oh, this guy's in trouble. Can't wait to hear his story.

[flashes and tints into black and white on-screen to show that it's the logo for Panting Man's Wounded Shoulder Films]

Peter Griffin: Oh, COME ON!

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Death: You members of the human race have the power to send a man to the moon and make Justin Long a movie star. With that kind of willpower, don't you think you can learn how to put the bottle down, just sometimes?

Peter Griffin: We did it with Justin Long, didn't we? America said no but we kept at it!

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