Credits for Penthouse videos usually carry the same crew names over & over: Jack Remy & Jake Jacobs on camera, production manager Richard Vain and of course p.a. Barney Sumac.. This alliterative title has skimpy credits and skimpy content to match - definitely an off-day at the porno salt mines.
Breanne Benson hosts, and is careful to not remove any clothing or join in on the action. She sort of reads letters to Penthouse Forum from readers, but producer- director Cisco Lamessi or whatever his name is is sloppy about the intros and simply slaps together 5 vignettes of porn action. Even the title is disobeyed, as cute Gracie Glam is tossed into the mix randomly, she not being of the big bosom persuasion (and six years after this was shot, still holding out against augmentation surgery).
Breast in show honors in fact go to Aliysa Moore, a new face for me, who in the final segment after uttering the instant porn cliché "I'm not just into girls", humps Danny Mountain with gusto. This finale almost made me feel sorry for auteur Cisco: the duo have sex on one of the cheapest, crummiest looking bedroom sets I've ever witnessed: some random studio space with a fake window, a mattress, a cabinet and that's about it to suggest somebody's home. The A-list at Penthouse, like Skye Blue and Kelly Holland/Toni English, never suffered through such skimpiness from the bean-counters.
The bordering on no-name cast, clearly working for scale, includes a couple of guys way below standard for porn during this period: KJ (who??) and Jenner, plus the diminutive Pepper Foxxx. I have another of the unsuccessful XXX starlet Pepper's videos on my shelf waiting to view as I plow through the Wicked catalog: The Legend of the Magic Taco. And a side of racism lite please.
Brief update on the boys: per IMDb (and they could be wrong), K.J. hasn't done porn recently but was an extra on the hit "Empire" TV series last year, while Jenner is changing his name to Caitlyn. If you want a real laugh, read through Jenner's list of hundreds of credits in IMDb- his agent got him some of the most godawful projects in history (cf., Worlds Only Squirting Midget).
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