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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) Poster

Quotes

Henry: [from trailer] I saw her ankles.

Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

Captain Salazar: [to the only survivor of a ship he attacked] Jack Sparrow...

[holds up a wanted poster of Jack Sparrow]

Captain Salazar: Do you know this pirate?

Henry: Only by name.

Captain Salazar: Find Jack Sparrow for me and relay a message, from Captain Salazar. Tell him: death will come straight for him. Will you say that to him, please?

Henry: Yes.

Captain Salazar: I wish I could do it, but dead men tell no tales.

Carina Smyth: I'm not looking for trouble!

Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.

Carina Smyth: What am I to you?

Captain Hector Barbossa: You are my treasure.

[Henry saves Carina]

Henry: We are to be allies!

Carina Smyth: Considering where your left hand is, I'd say we're more than that!

Captain Jack Sparrow: Who are you?

Henry: My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.

[pause]

Captain Jack Sparrow: Does mummy ever ask about me?

Henry: No.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh go on. She call my name in her sleep?

Henry: She never spoke of you.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful...

Henry: Yes! Yes, it's her.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Pirate's life.

[raises glass of rum]

[Henry meets Jack for the first time]

Henry: Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?

Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.

Captain Jack Sparrow: I once knew a Spaniard named, something in Spanish...

Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist.

Captain Jack Sparrow: No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living.

Carina Smyth: No, I'm a horologist.

Scrum: So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.

Captain Hector Barbossa: I have heard stores of a mighty Spanish captain who sunk and killed thousands of men...

Captain Salazar: No no no no! Men, no! Pirates!

[Jack is to be executed]

Captain Jack Sparrow: Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French!

[sees what the guillotine actually is]

Captain Jack Sparrow: Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now!

[gets put in the guillotine]

Captain Jack Sparrow: This basket is full of heads!

Shansa: [from trailer] The dead have taken command of the sea. They're searching for a girl, a Pearl, and a Sparrow!

Captain Jack Sparrow: Aah! Monkey!

Henry: [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.

Captain Jack Sparrow: [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.

Henry: I don't have a sword.

Captain Jack Sparrow: What kind of soldier has no weapon?

Henry: I'm currently wanted for treason.

Captain Jack Sparrow: So not the very good kind then?

Henry: I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?

Captain Jack Sparrow: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.

Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?

Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.

Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're *the* Jack Sparrow?

Captain Jack Sparrow: The real question is, who are you?

Henry: [Henry has just been rescued by the Flying Dutchman after attempting to drown himself to gain his father's attention]

[sees a shadowy figure approach]

Henry: Father?

Will Turner: Henry. What have you done?

Henry: I said I'd find you.

Will Turner: Look at me son.

[half of Will's face and body are covered in barnacles]

Henry: I don't care.

Will Turner: There's no place for you on the Dutchman.

[the Dutchman's crew can be heard in the background]

Will Turner: They know you're here. Get home to your mother.

Henry: No!

Will Turner: Leave now. Before it's too late.

Henry: I won't. I'll never stop. And if you throw me over, I'll come straight back.

Will Turner: Don't you see I'm cursed to this ship?

Henry: That's why I'm here. I think I know a way to break your curse. To free you from the Dutchman.

Will Turner: Henry, no.

Henry: I've read about a treasure. A treasure that holds all the power of the sea. The Trident of Poseidon can break your curse.

Will Turner: [kneels down to hug Henry] Henry, the trident can never be found.

Henry: I found you.

Will Turner: It's just a tale.

Henry: Like the tales of you and Captain Jack Sparrow? He will help me find the trident.

Will Turner: You stay away from Jack! Leave the sea forever. You have to stop acting like a...

Henry: A pirate? I won't stop. I want you to come home.

Will Turner: [the Dutchman starts sinking back into the sea] Henry. I'm sorry. My curse will never be broken.

[takes off his necklace]

Will Turner: This is my fate.

[places the necklace in Henry's hands]

Will Turner: You must let me go.

[reaches out to gently touch Henry's face]

Will Turner: I love you, son.

Henry: [the Dutchman sinks fully into the sea, forcing Henry to swim to the surface and reboard his rowboat]

[while lying inside his rowboat]

Henry: Captain Jack Sparrow.

Gibbs: Face it Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night.

Captain Jack Sparrow: That is a blatant fabrication!

[Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]

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