In customs, the most active frisker turns out to be an eagerly men-groping impostor. The immigration officer lets pass even the most absurdly falsified ID. Menial airport staff are selfish, lazy or thievish goodfornothings. A low budget carrier excels in absurd and deceptive tariffs and worthless service. An old bat ruthlessly exploits far too kind 'relations officer' Moses Beacon. Written by
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As an Immigration Officer I am the first line of defence of this country's borders. And yes, I have been accused of being a racist. But if being highly suspicious of all foreigners makes you a racist then...
Yeah! I mean, sure! Lock me up and throw away the key!
References Reggie Perrin
This Little Light of Mine
Written by Harry Dixon Loes
Performed by Matt Lucas See more