[Cult leader Aliki is on his deathbed saying goodbye to his followers]
Aliki: My beautiful Peter.
[Peter gazes sorrowfully at Aliki]
Aliki: I'm gonna miss touching my Peter... washing my Peter...
Peter: I'm gonna miss you.
Aliki: [turning to Nance] Nance.
[Nance sniffles sadly]
Aliki: You can be a real bitch.
Nance: [weepily] Please don't go.
Aliki: Nance, you're being a bitch.
[Nance nods, still sniffling]
Aliki: Okay? It's so bitchy of you to ask me to stay. I gotta go.
[Nance shakes her head no]
Aliki: Tell me to go.
[Nance more intensely shakes her head no]
Aliki: Don't be a bitch, Nance.
Nance: [weepily] Go. Go.
Aliki: Thank you, Nance.
Aliki: For dialing your bitch down a little bit.
Aliki: It means a lot to me.
[turning to followers he doesn't know by name]
Aliki: You three? You're nice people, I'm sure.
[closes his eyes and commences death rattle]
Nance: [shaking her head no, whispering through tears] Do not go.
Aliki: [snaps out of it and looks at Nance] You're being a dumb bitch.
[resumes death rattle]
Book Store Customer: You know what, I, I have to go to the bathroom again, I've been here that long.
Old Lady: So, where are you live?
Stuart: [hiding under the table] I'm with some room mates up on the north side. It's kind of a house, but it's kind of falling apart.
Old Lady: "It's kind of a house, but it's kind of falling apart."
Stuart: Yes, ma'am.
Old Lady: I think that describes your life right now, honey.
Peter: [hurrying back in] Hey, Dana, do you still work here?
Peter: Hi, how are you. Ya, we actually decided against the chicken. We're gonna do the salmon. Thanks.
[starts to walk away]
Nance: Hey, you know what. Can you tell us a little about the salmon.
Peter: Yeah, we have like a million questions about it.
Peter: When you come back.
[Peter and Nance kiss]