- Ronan the Accuser: Your little disintegrator sword is useless against my Universal Weapon.
- Silver Surfer: Do not talk smack about my Infinity Sword, it is superior!
- Iron Man: Galactus? I thought the Silver Surfer put him on a diet. Low carbs, no inhabited planets...
- Iron Man: Now don't start backing up out of your peace treaty with the Kree, that thing took us two episodes.
- Thor: [searching space for the Silver Surver] Ugh, 'Tis like searching for a silver needle in a haystack. A haystack made of space.
- Thor: Mayhap some mishap hath befallen our starchiest of alleys.
- Scarlet Witch: Sorry, Goldilocks, that oldey timey talks shoots rights past me.
- Princess Anelle: Here comes the devourer of worlds, Iron Man. Your plan?
- Iron Man: Have you got any other planets shaped like food?
- Princess Anelle: That's it? That's your plan?
- Falcon: [to Hulk] You've gone from smelly to stinky to the world's mightiest stank.
- Scarlet Witch: Yeah, you make Abomination smell fresh as a daisy.
- Galactus: I'm so famished. I need a nice, planetary snack. Something Skrully, with just a hint of oregano.
- Silver Surfer: [to Thor and Scarlet Witch] Thanks for finding me, my friends.
- [about Ronan]
- Silver Surfer: This guy, he-he totally attacked me!
- Thor: [to Ronan] If it's weapons you seek to compare, villain, look onto my oral hammer. Look onto...
- Scarlet Witch: Ugh. Boys and their all-powerful toys.