It's Luke & Manny's first school dance and everyone gets in on the "fun" -- Jay and Phil have to take the boys on a mall run which becomes quite stressful; and Claire revels in the school dance committee duties, but gets a little jealous when Gloria shows up to help. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam are horrified to learn that Lily is biting other kids on the playground. Written by
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Claire pulls a red tinsel decoration out of a box. After a cut the decoration is silver and a blue one has appeared on the table next to her out of nowhere. See more
Take a bite of an apple / Take a bite of a pear / Take a bite of a cookie that you left over there / Here's one thing you should never do / Take a bite of Tyler or Brandon or Sue / People aren't food / People aren't food / Kids will run from you / If they're scared of being chewed / And as a side note, private parts are private.
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