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Zombiechrist (2010)

Druids resurrect the partially mummified remains of Jesus. They force the zombified Christ to commit unspeakable acts as their sect prepares to rule a new age of mankind.

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Caitlin Burdi ...
Mary Magdeline
Jordana Leigh ...
Nun
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Mary
Taylor Trash ...
Cunilingless Girlfriend
Kathy Rice ...
Fisted Woman
Julie Anne Hamolke ...
Detective
Adam Kuligowski ...
Druid
Steve Nebesni ...
Priest
Rob Hauschild ...
Squeamish Boyfriend
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Swimmer (as Ruby LaRocca)
Eidolona ...
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Grace Aguilar ...
Female Assassine
Parker Weller ...
Protector #1
Buzz Cartier ...
Protector #2 (as Buzz Heavy)
Spyder ...
Assassin #1
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Druids resurrect the partially mummified remains of Jesus. They force the zombified Christ to commit unspeakable acts as their sect prepares to rule a new age of mankind.

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0/10 so bad its funny, give it a try
1 May 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

it should tell you something when you see the name of a movie and think there is no way this could be actually real, thats what i thought when i found this when looking for zombie land, and when i came to check out the IMDb page for it i saw it had an average of 2.3 stars. My first reaction was "thats impossible, not even asylum movies have that low a rating, nothing can be worse then an asylum movie" but as it turns out i was proved wrong. This movie has broken the barrier of my previous movie scale and made a whole new level of bad at the bottom. to start it off the sheer amount of nudity in this movie and the poor way in which it was used was very tasteless and only interesting if you have never seen a naked woman before. the acting( though calling what happened here acting is insulting to even the worst of actors) seemed to have never been on camera before, it was embarrassingly easy to see that the director had no clue what they were doing, but somehow he always seemed to find a way to get every woman in this movie out of her cloths at some point or another, and the story couldn't follow a single direction if you gave it a map, directions, a compass, and put it on the yellow brick road. At some points its downright insulting to anyone who Christian or catholic in faith, and i do recommend that if you are either to avoid this movie. The thing is, that even though this movie is bad, i found that it was so bad it broke right through the bottom of bad and hit funny. as soon as i saw the villain of the movie i started laughing and couldn't stop and almost ended in tears, the absurdity of every scene compounded on one another, the bad acting made me laugh even more, and every bad thing came together to make a horror movie into one of the funniest movies i have seen in a long long time. i don't even give this movie a 1/10, but i would recommend watching it to see if you find it as entertaining as i did


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