Sexual Witchcraft (2011 TV Movie)

Cassandra Cruz: Cleopatra

Quotes 

• [Sheri Williams comes into the living room and is shocked to see Carrie and Cleopatra kissing each other on the couch] 

  Sheri : Carrie!

  [Carrie and Cleopatra stop kissing, turn around and are surprised to see Sheri] 

  Sheri : What the hell is going on here?

  Carrie : [putting her clothes back on]  Uh... I, um, well, uh... this is your wedding present!

  Sheri : What? Who is that girl?

  Cleopatra : I am Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt.

  Sheri : Right. What is going on here?

  Carrie : Well, um, it's like this: Uh, I overheard you and David talking on the phone about the cosmetic line and you needing a new idea!

  Sheri : Keep talking.

  Carrie : Well, who has better beauty secrets than Cleopatra! So I brought her here from ancient Egypt so that she could tell me, and I could tell you as a wedding present. But she wanted a tribute before she would tell me, so I was just pouting up. That's all.

  Sheri : That's an incredible story.

  Carrie : I know it's an incredible story, but it's true!

  Sheri : Okay. What is Cleopatra's big beauty secret?

  Carrie : Well, I don't know. Cleo?

  Cleopatra : June bugs.

  Sheri : June bugs?

  Cleopatra : June bugs. You take the tiny little wings and crush them into a fine powder and mix them into your base makeup. It gives the skin a brilliant glow.

  Sheri : I'm supposed to tell David that he needs to grind up the wings of June bugs and place them in Maribelle's beauty products?

  Cleopatra : Works for me.

• Cleopatra : What... is this? Where am I?

  Carrie : Well, it's the 21st century, baby! Like it?

  Cleopatra : Everything seems so strange... so different.

  Carrie : Well, I know, but if you help a girl out, I'll shoot you right back to whatever sand dune you came from.

  Cleopatra : I am Queen Cleopatra! No one speaks to me in this manner!

  Carrie : Oh! I'm sorry, Queen. No disrespect intended. I just haven't rubbed elbows with royalty before.

  Cleopatra : I see. And what is it you wish of me?

  Carrie : Well, I'd really like to know what your beauty secrets are. Clearly, you're doing something that works, and girls this day and age would love to know what it is.

  Cleopatra : My beauty secrets... Now, why should I tell you my beauty secrets?

  Carrie : Uh... 'cause you're a nice person?

  [laughs] 

  Carrie : Listen, what can it hurt? I mean, you've been dead for thousands of years.

  Cleopatra : I can never grant a wish without being paid tribute. What is it you offer?

  Carrie : Uh... I, I don't know. I mean, what would make you happy?

  Cleopatra : You are quite beautiful yourself. Your tribute would be... to please me.

  Carrie : Please you?

  [laughs] 

  Carrie : You mean, like... please you?

  Cleopatra : You may begin now.

  Carrie : Well... the price is certainly right.

  [laughs, walks up to Cleopatra and kisses her on the lips, then they go to the couch, sit right down and begin seducing each other]