Four years after Mrs. Mayonnaise died, Patti's father starts dating again.Four years after Mrs. Mayonnaise died, Patti's father starts dating again.Four years after Mrs. Mayonnaise died, Patti's father starts dating again.
Patricia 'Patti' Mayonnaise: Just go in and say you want a haircut.
Douglas Yancy 'Doug' Funnie: But I just got a haircut. Besides, it's a unisex salon. I can't get my hair cut in there!
Patricia 'Patti' Mayonnaise: Yes, you can. What do you think "unisex" means?
Douglas Yancy 'Doug' Funnie: I can't talk about that in mixed company!