Peep Show (TV Series)
Seasonal Beatings (2010)
Isy Suttie: Dobby
Quotes
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Mark Corrigan : [unwrapping his Christmas present from Dobby] Oh, right, yeah, the FlashFoward box set.
Dobby : It's meant to be amazing. Shall we do it this week?
Mark Corrigan : Uh, sure, it's just... we watched all the Losts and they were somewhat OK, and Heroes had some interesting themes, but also quite a lot of not-so-interesting themes, and Prison Break... by the end I very much felt I wanted to break out of the prison that Prison Break had become for us, and it's just... don't you think maybe we should... go out?
Dobby : [disappointed by Mark's reaction] Where to?
Mark Corrigan : To... not the theatre obviously, but... the National Army Museum?
Dobby : You'd rather go to the National Army Museum than stay in bed and watch FlashFoward and drink brandy? Are you bonkers?
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Dan Corrigan : Now, where's the cauliflower?
Mark Corrigan : Cauliflower is not traditional, Dad.
Dan Corrigan : [shouts] CAULIFLOWER IS TRADITIONAL!
[a very awkward silence falls upon the table]
Dobby : I don't know if it really is traditional, actually.
Dan Corrigan : Could you not slip a muzzle on your woman, please, Mark?
[Dobby's jaw drops. The silence continues]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] I notice I'm not saying anything.
Mark Corrigan : Ahhhh...
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Still not saying anything...
[Dobby looks at him, waiting for him to say something]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Nothing coming...
Dobby : [getting up] You'll have to excuse me. Thank you, this has all been horrible.
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Mark Corrigan : Dobby, where do you see yourself in 5 years? I mean, for example, would you want to learn sailing at all? Or golf?
Dobby : I wouldn't mind getting a strap-on and you and me spit-roasting Cameron for the Boden catalogue. Was that the sort of thing you have in mind?
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] She is great. But where does it end? With us sailing the Caribbean, checking our pension pot online? Or much more likely trying to scrape a living on pub quiz machines from our vast knowledge of popular culture and bar snacks?