In the very first installment of 'Raiders of the Story Ark', the Critic looks back on some of his childhood heroes: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Yeah, this was back in the day when science goo could just do anything. You could make up the most absurd reasoning that has no scientific logic, but it's science goo, so it flies. For example, let's see what happens when I take this jar of Philadelphia cream cheese and pour science goo all over it...
[bright light flashes; a packaged Dennis Miller doll now sits where the cream cheese was
Dammit! It always turns into a 12" talking doll of Dennis Miller. Science fucking sucks, man. Science ...