For the first installment of 'Sequel Month', the Critic reviews The NeverEnding Story III. Terrible practical effects, a horrible script and even worse acting makes NeverEnding Story II look like the original.
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But soon the sister figures out that the Auryn has power and, here's a bright move: she makes fucking wishes with it! Thank you, God! How come that dumbass Bastian never gets the idea to just wish for shit? True, she's using it to go shopping and look like Bozo's hooker, but, hell, she's fucking using it! All Bastian has to do is wish for The NeverEnding Story to be in his hands and all this misery would be over. But no, he just sits in his room, praying the problem will fix itself. That ...
William Tell Overture - Storm Movement
Music by Gioachino Rossini
Plays when The Nostalgia Critic destroys his copy of "The Neverending Story 3" See more