Mike Powell: You're doing it, that thing you do with your forehead when you're hiding something.
Jim Powell: I'm not doing anything with my forehead.
Mike Powell: Liar. Don't make me call Mom.
Jim Powell: Oh, come on, Mike.
Mike Powell: Come on. I'm your brother. Why don't you trust me?
Jim Powell: Because!
Mike Powell: Because WHY!
Jim Powell: BECAUSE I HAVE SUPERPOWERS!
Mike Powell: Oh, screw you. I'm serious.
Stephanie Powell: I'm sorry, but based on his track record, if Mike can find a way to take advantage of our abilities, he will.
Mike Powell: [seeing The Lair] I gotta say, Jim, this is a big step up from sketching muggers.
Jim Powell: Yeah.
Mike Powell: You guys must make serious cash for this "Heroes For Hire" stuff, right?
Katie Andrews: I heard about your conversation with Dr. King.
Stephanie Powell: Oh, look, clearly whatever got back to you, it's not what you think.
Katie Andrews: Oh, well, that's a relief, because, for a second there, I though you went behind my back and you tried to convince Dr. King not to promote me. Oh, wait, that's exactly what you did.
Stephanie Powell: You have to admit, it is a little unusual to be offered your own lab so early in your career.
Katie Andrews: You mean earlier than you were offered yours?
Mike Powell: You know what? That super-brain of yours is too much pressure for a kid your age. I think you need a little more fun in your life, don't you?
Dr. Dayton King: Love has a way of robbing a man of his common sense.
Daphne Powell: JJ, I think Chris is covering for his younger brother. Now, if Drew IS popping pills, they're probably in his locker.
J.J. Powell: So you want me to violate his civil liberties with an illegal search and seizure? Is that the kind of government you run here?
Mike Powell: You know, humans are the only species that insist on monogamy. Go to the zoo. Check out the monkeys, all right? It's like Boogie Nights in there.
George St. Cloud: Okay. Wait, wait. Okay. Monkeys also throw poo at each other, so I'm not sure if they got it all right.