- Mike Powell: You're doing it, that thing you do with your forehead when you're hiding something.
- Jim Powell: I'm not doing anything with my forehead.
- Mike Powell: Liar. Don't make me call Mom.
- Jim Powell: Oh, come on, Mike.
- Mike Powell: Come on. I'm your brother. Why don't you trust me?
- Jim Powell: Because!
- Mike Powell: Because WHY!
- Jim Powell: BECAUSE I HAVE SUPERPOWERS!
- [pause]
- Mike Powell: Oh, screw you. I'm serious.
- Stephanie Powell: I'm sorry, but based on his track record, if Mike can find a way to take advantage of our abilities, he will.
- Mike Powell: [seeing The Lair] I gotta say, Jim, this is a big step up from sketching muggers.
- Jim Powell: Yeah.
- Mike Powell: You guys must make serious cash for this "Heroes For Hire" stuff, right?
- Katie Andrews: I heard about your conversation with Dr. King.
- Stephanie Powell: Oh, look, clearly whatever got back to you, it's not what you think.
- Katie Andrews: Oh, well, that's a relief, because, for a second there, I though you went behind my back and you tried to convince Dr. King not to promote me. Oh, wait, that's exactly what you did.
- Stephanie Powell: You have to admit, it is a little unusual to be offered your own lab so early in your career.
- Katie Andrews: You mean earlier than you were offered yours?
- Mike Powell: You know what? That super-brain of yours is too much pressure for a kid your age. I think you need a little more fun in your life, don't you?
- Daphne Powell: JJ, I think Chris is covering for his younger brother. Now, if Drew IS popping pills, they're probably in his locker.
- J.J. Powell: So you want me to violate his civil liberties with an illegal search and seizure? Is that the kind of government you run here?
- Mike Powell: You know, humans are the only species that insist on monogamy. Go to the zoo. Check out the monkeys, all right? It's like Boogie Nights in there.
- George St. Cloud: Okay. Wait, wait. Okay. Monkeys also throw poo at each other, so I'm not sure if they got it all right.
- Jim Powell: Where were you Mike? Where were you when dad had his heart attack?
- Mike Powell: What? That was ten years ago.
- Jim Powell: I know where dad was, he was in the ICU. I know where I was, I was by his bed side. I called you, I begged you, to come and sit with me.
- Mike Powell: He was unconscious, and you were there. And it all turned out fine.
- Jim Powell: Don't you understand? I didn't need you there for HIM! I needed you there for ME!
- Mike Powell: I didn't... I didn't realize that.
- Jim Powell: That's the problem. You never do.
- Jim Powell: George, what was so important I had to leap right over here?
- George St. Cloud: I was checking out the fine print on my homeowner's insurance and guess what I found!
- Jim Powell: What?
- George St. Cloud: Total umbrella coverage. So think: house and content, earthquake, fire...?
- Jim Powell: [realizing what he's getting at] Theft?
- George St. Cloud: [takes him into the new Lair] Thank you, Bayside Mutual.
- Jim Powell: [overwhelmed by the advanced new equipment] This is amazing! Now this is a Lair!
- George St. Cloud: Let's just say that we're way past wi-fi.
- [Jim accidentally high fives George across the room]