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"Hawaii Five-0" Heihei (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Quotes

Danny 'Danno' Williams: You know, I just had a thought.

Steve McGarrett: Don't hurt yourself.

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Kamekona: You come to me to cut you a deal on the wood. That's the best on the island.

Steve McGarrett: You mean this?

Kamekona: You get what you paid for, brah. This stuff don't grow on trees.

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Danny 'Danno' Williams: What's the matter with you, huh? We got a situation. I've been calling you like you owe me money.

Steve McGarrett: What are you talking about? I didn't hear my phone.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: I called like five, six times.

Steve McGarrett: I believe you. I didn't hear my phone. I left it right over here. Where's my phone? Have you seen my phone?

[Kamekona grimaces, leans over and pulls said phone out from under his butt]

Kamekona: Oh, sorry.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: You didn't feel that vibrating? Ever?

Kamekona: Oh, that's what it was.

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Chin Ho Kelly: You know you can create shortcuts on that thing. Type a letter and it'll finish the word for you - just for the words you use a lot.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, I'd have to seriously consider the words I use a lot.

Chin Ho Kelly: [Chuckles] That you would.

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Steve McGarrett: What is with you today? Your phone is blowing up.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: It's Rachel, all right? The lawyers have decided that since we "activate" each other, that email would be a better form of communication- except I *hate* email. I'm never at a computer. And I can't type on this thing because I have goofy thumbs.

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Rachel: How did you even get in the gate?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Because the code is still Grace's birthday. I told you to change it 15,000 times, but you don't listen to me.

Rachel: Perhaps you'd care to explain what it is you're doing on my front porch and who your friend is with the luggage?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Uh, this is my partner - Steve McGarrett. Steve, this is my ex-wife - Rachel.

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Rachel: The two of you can do what you like. I'm picking up Grace from school and checking into a hotel.

Steve McGarrett: Uh, you can't do that.

Rachel: I'm not your suspect

Steve McGarrett: I understand that. But we all just need to act normal. Uh, if you start breaking routines, then they get suspicious.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh Rachel, I got an idea. Why don't you take Gracie over to Laura's for a sleepover? 'Cause she only be asking for, I don't know, 3 months.

Rachel: And I'm supposed to just stay here?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: I'm not thrilled about the situation either. This? No.

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Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh you know what we should do? We're about to take them down. So maybe beforehand we invite them over for a game of tennis. Tea and tennis.

Rachel: Bite me.

[Rachel leaves]

Danny 'Danno' Williams: That's very civilized

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Steve McGarrett: She's cool, man. She's cool. I don't know how you got her.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: How did I get her? Hey. I am a good catch.

Steve McGarrett: No, really. How did you get her?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny sighs] Seriously? Uh, she hit me.

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Steve McGarrett: [as Danny is searching the suspect's house] So what happened to you two anyway?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Happened to you two who?

Steve McGarrett: You and Rachel.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Danny grabs a bag of chips and starts crunching the chips] Breaking up. I can't hear you.

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Steve McGarrett: You know, um, you don't have to worry. Danny's a great cop. He - he knows what he's doing.

Rachel: I know. I used to tell myself that everyday when he went to work.

Steve McGarrett: Did it help?

Rachel: Not really.

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Rachel: [Handing a pad to Danny] Names. Though I'm fairly certain they're fake.

[Hands a pen to Danny]

Rachel: Maybe you can get prints off the pen.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Prints off the pen?

Rachel: I was married to a cop, remember?

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Danny 'Danno' Williams: Raised a good kid.

Rachel: Yes. We did do something right.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: What time do you want me to pick her up next weekend?

Rachel: I'll call you.

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Danny 'Danno' Williams: What are the odds, huh? He gets a bullet in the dome, goes through four hours of brain surgery and he survives, yet a hundred and fifty people die every year from falling coconuts.

[Steve gives him a questioning look]

Danny 'Danno' Williams: That's a fact. I read it online.

Steve McGarrett: Oh, so now you're not gonna let Grace go near coconut trees?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Not without a helmet, I'm not.

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Grace Williams: Did you catch the bad guys?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Did I catch...? Who you talking to?

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