Jay Sherman: [after watching "The Patriot," unconvincingly] Well... wasn't that a wonderful piece of popcorn entertainment?
Jay Sherman: [Interviewing Pikachu] Pikey, I understand in your most recent film you fired the director, Paul Verhoeven?
Pikachu: Pikachu! Pika chu.
Jay Sherman: There's also rumors that you're a ho-mo-sexual...?
Pikachu: Now, that's just ridiculous!
Jay Sherman: We've seen Mel Gibson as a man fighting for freedom in "The Patriot". And Mel Gibson as a rooster fighting for freedom in "Chicken Run".
["The Patriot" parody]
Mel Gibson: Now, I'm not your master. I pay you a good salary.
Movie Slave: I like picking cotton. It sure beats being cooped up in some stuffy old house!
[Camera pans over to Spike Lee]
Spike Lee: Fight the power, my brothers! And check out "Bamboozeled", now available on video - much sooner than I thought.