Spike: Well, Twilight, guess it's up to you. Come on, show her what you're made of.
Twilight Sparkle: [downplaying her magical talent] What do you mean? I'm nothing special.
Spike: Yes, you are! You're better than her!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm not better than anyone.
Trixie: Hah! You think you're better than the Great and Powerful Trixie? You think you have more magical talent? Well, come on, show Trixie what you've got. Show us all.
Twilight Sparkle: Who, me? I'm just your run of the mill citizen of Ponyville. No powerful magic here. I, uh... I think I hear my laundry calling. Sorry, gotta go.
[she runs off]
Trixie: Ha! Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie has proven herself to be the most amazing unicorn in all of Equestria. Was there ever any doubt?
Trixie: [starting her show] Come one, come all! Come and witness the amazing magic of the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Twilight Sparkle: [writing] Dear Princess Celestia: I have learned a very valuable lesson about friendship. I was so afraid of being thought of as a showoff, that I was hiding a part of who I am. My friends helped me realize that it's okay to be proud of your talents, and there are times when it's appropriate to show them off... Especially when when you're standing up for your friends.
Snips: The Great and Powerful Trixie vanquished an Ursa Major. Can your Twilight claim that?
Spike: Oh really? Were you guys actually there?
Snips: Well, eh, uh... no, but...
Spike: But nothin'. The proof is in the pudding.
Snails: [laughs] I like pudding.
Spike: Look, unless an Ursa Major comes waltzing up the street for Trixie to vanquish, I am NOT gonna believe a word she says! And neither should you!
Snips: Hmm! An ursa walkin' up the street, eh? Snails! Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Snails: Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?
Snips: Yeah, uh... oh, come on!
Twilight Sparkle: Now, about you two...
Snips: We're sorry that we woke up the Ursa Minor.
Snails: We just wanted to see some AWESOME MAGIC!
Snips: Yeah! And the way you vanquished that Ursa Minor was... AWESOME!
Snails: [Twilight gives them a disapproving look, the colts hang their heads] We deserve whatever punishment you give us.
Twilight Sparkle: For starters, you can clean up this mess. And... What do you think, Spike? Should I give them number twenty-five?
Spike: Oh, twenty five! Yes! And I think I deserve it, too.
Twilight Sparkle: I think you're right.
Rarity: [Twilight's friends have had enough of Trixie showing off, and have been hinting that she needs to show up Trixie by saying "a unicorn" should face her] Enough. Enough, all of you. I take your hint, but Rarity is above such nonsense. Rainbow Dash and Applejack may behave like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.
Trixie: Ooo, what's the matter? Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that rat's nest you call a mane?
Rarity: Oh, it. Is. On! You may think you're tough with all of your so-called powers, but there's more to magic than your brutish ways. A unicorn needs to be more than just muscle.
[Rarity takes some of the curtains off the stage and instantly turns them into a makeshift dress with a new hairstyle]
Rarity: A unicorn needs to have style.
Rarity: A unicorn is not a unicorn without grace and beauty.
[Trixie's horn begins to glow with magic]
Spike: Rarity won't let Trixie get the best of her! She's strong, she's beautiful, she's -
[a magical blast sound is heard off screen, and the audience gasps]
Rarity: Quick! I need a mirror! Get me a mirror! What did she do to my hair? I know she did something terrible to my hair!
Twilight Sparkle: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: It's fine.
Applejack: It's gorgeous.
Spike: It's green.
[Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack glare at him]
Rarity: [Rarity's new hairdo has been ruined to the point where it looks like a tall bird's nest with worms and branches sticking out of it] Ugh, no. Green hair! Not green hair!
[cries, runs away]
Rarity: Such an awful, awful color!
[she runs past Golden Harvest, who today is wearing her hair green]
Golden Harvest: Well, I never!