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"Love Bites" Stand and Deliver (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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[first lines]

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Sam's Dad: Hey buddy, I know you're on your lunch, but you got a sec?

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Sam's Dad: So, you gonna go?

Sam: I don't know. How could I *not* go? I've got his rookie card, his Fathead wall art. The guy's a first ballot Hall of Famer. If Barry Bonds and Babe Ruth had a child...

Sam's Dad: His head wouldn't fit through the birth canal. You should go.

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Colleen: I had a past before you planted your flag in me, alright. You're *not* Buzz Aldrin.

Judd Rouscher: Buzz Aldrin was the *second* guy on the moon.

Colleen: Well, you're not him, either.

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[last lines]

Karen: You know what, Dennis? I wish a guy liked me enough so I could break his heart like that.

Dennis: Me too. I mean with a chick. You know what I mean.

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