Xbox Game Announcer: ...pitcher does his homework. And, if you crack the book on Evans, you should know to keep the ball out of his strike zone, because he's a one-man wrecking crew...
Sam's Dad: Hey buddy, I know you're on your lunch, but you got a sec?
Sam's Dad: So, you gonna go?
Sam: I don't know. How could I *not* go? I've got his rookie card, his Fathead wall art. The guy's a first ballot Hall of Famer. If Barry Bonds and Babe Ruth had a child...
Sam's Dad: His head wouldn't fit through the birth canal. You should go.
Colleen: I had a past before you planted your flag in me, alright. You're *not* Buzz Aldrin.
Judd Rouscher: Buzz Aldrin was the *second* guy on the moon.
Colleen: Well, you're not him, either.