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Judge Klark: There are doors we don't do. The back door is one of them.

Willy: Where are you going?

Cameron: I need some air!

Willy: It's an outdoor pool.

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Brandy Klark: Don't you have a dick to suck?

Amber: Several! Unlike you, fucktard!

Brandy Klark: Cluck you!

Amber: Cluck? Say fuck, like a normal person.

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[Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike]

Fiona: Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?

Brandy Klark: I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.

Fiona: Would you like fries with that?

Brandy Klark: No.

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Willy: Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?

Brandy Klark: I probably would have swallowed.

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Judge Klark: Oh my God, it's the slutty Oompa Loompas.

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Willy: Look, it's the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

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Brandy Klark: I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.

Wendy: I think it's finger-blasted.

Fiona: No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.

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Van: A judge? Who do you think you are, Lolita? I mean, you lured me in. You sought me out, and then you lie to me? What's that about? Oh that's good. I think I just wrote a song.

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Cameron: Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.

Brandy Klark: No. No, it doesn't.

Cameron: I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.

Brandy Klark: Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.

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Brandy Klark: Haha, very Caddyshack of you.

Willy: What does she mean by Caddyshack?

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Cameron: Brandy, you gave me a handjob. Dosn't that mean anything to you?

Brandy Klark: No, it's a handjob.

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Brandy Klark: It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

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