The To Do List (2013)
Judge Klark: There are doors we don't do. The back door is one of them.
Brandy Klark: Don't you have a dick to suck?
Amber: Several! Unlike you, fucktard!
Brandy Klark: Cluck you!
Amber: Cluck? Say fuck, like a normal person.
[Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike]
Fiona: Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?
Brandy Klark: I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.
Fiona: Would you like fries with that?
Brandy Klark: No.
Willy: Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?
Brandy Klark: I probably would have swallowed.
Willy: Look, it's the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Brandy Klark: I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.
Wendy: I think it's finger-blasted.
Fiona: No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.
Van: A judge? Who do you think you are, Lolita? I mean, you lured me in. You sought me out, and then you lie to me? What's that about? Oh that's good. I think I just wrote a song.
Cameron: Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.
Brandy Klark: No. No, it doesn't.
Cameron: I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.
Brandy Klark: Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.
Cameron: Brandy, you gave me a handjob. Dosn't that mean anything to you?
Brandy Klark: No, it's a handjob.
Brandy Klark: It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.