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The To Do List (2013)

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Feeling pressured to become more sexually experienced before she goes to college, Brandy Klark makes a list of things to accomplish before hitting campus in the fall.

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Brandy Klark (Aubrey Plaza) has just graduated from high school where she excelled in every subject, except real-life sexual education. When her older sister tells her how important it is to be experienced, Brandy writes out a sex to do list for herself for the summer. Her friend Cameron might be the perfect guinea pig while she sets her sights on the popular and sexy Rusty Waters as the ultimate end goal. But once feelings get in the way, it becomes much harder for Brandy to check off the remaining items on her sex to do list. Written by napierslogs

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She's going from straight A's to her first F.

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content including graphic dialogue, drug and alcohol use, and language - all involving teens | See all certifications »

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26 July 2013 (USA)  »

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The Hand Job  »

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Budget:

$1,500,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$1,579,402, 28 July 2013, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$3,447,339, 11 August 2013
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1.78 : 1
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The phrase used in the movie "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" was coined by Australian writer Irina Dunn but later popularized by feminist Gloria Steinem. One of Steinem's book is seen in Brandy's room later in the film. The line is also used in the U2 song "Tryin' to Throw Your Arms Around the World." See more »

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Chip calls Amber from Las Vegas where he is seeing Phish. Phish did not play their first Las Vegas show until 1996. See more »

Quotes

Brandy Klark: I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.
Wendy: I think it's finger-blasted.
Fiona: No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.
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References Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) See more »

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Big Sack
Written and Performed by Raney Shockne, Jason Boschetti and Michael Angelo Garcia
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Tasteless Raunchy Sex movie without even a nipple showing...
28 November 2015 | by See all my reviews

I could never get all these movie that have heavy talking about sex, like sperm swallowing etc. and they never showing a female nipple.

So in this movie too, you get the 99% of the dialogs being about handjobs, and blowjobs and backdoors and pussy licking etc. and you can hear the sound, see the moves, the awkward positions, you even see the glitchy semen in the hand of the girl or in her mouth BUT there is absolutely no nudity.

It's very very pretentious...if you ask me. A bad choice that makes an uneven film.

Here you have a female screenwriter/director who (not surprisingly) didn't do anything after this crap, and who she employed her husband (and father of 3 Bill Hader) as the star.

The whole film is very diminishing about women and treats her with a manner, even worst than whores. All of the "sex" scenes are disturbing and trying to force some laughs from the awkwardness of showing some (parent, friend, nephew, coworker) walking right during the act, wherever the place and whenever the time.

There is also no meaning in this. No moral about friendship, or feelings, or parenthood, or marriage, or education or ...nothing.

Overall: An empty shell of a movie. If you want tips like "Let your one-night stand lover drink pineapple juice so his sperm will taste sweet when you swallow it" than this is the movie for you. Otherwise...


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