Man: Is that Batman?
Woman: I see Flash and Flash Jr.
Man: Isn't his name Speedy?
Kid: No, Speedy's Green Arrow's sidekick.
Man: Well, that makes no sense.
Dr. Victor Fries: The Boy Wonder. The Bat sent you to drag me off to prison. Frankly, I'm underwhelmed.
Dick Grayson: Great, but I'm kinda in a hurry here.
Dr. Victor Fries: Kids. Always in such a rush. I prefer to preserve these moments... forever.
Dick Grayson: I'm not talking to you.
Wally West: First time at the Hall. I'm a little overwhelmed.
Dick Grayson: You're overwhelmed. Freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?
Fireman: It's whats-his-name. Flash Boy!
Wally West: Kid Flash! Why is that so hard?
The Flash: Stealing ice? Really? Isn't that a big cliché for even Captain Cold?
Green Arrow: Roy, you just need to be patient.
Speedy: What I need is respect. They're treating us like kids. Worse, like sidekicks! We deserve better than this.
[to the other sidekicks]
Speedy: You're kidding, right? You're playing their game? Why? Because you think they play fair? Today was supposed to be the day, step one in becoming full-fledged members of the League.
Kid Flash: Well, sure, but I thought step one was the tour of the HQ.
Speedy: Except the Hall isn't the League's real HQ. I bet they never told you it's just a false front for tourists and a pit stop for catching zeta- beam teleporter-tubes to the real thing, an orbiting satellite called the Watchtower.
[Batman gives Green Arrow a look]
Green Arrow: I know, I know, but I thought we could make an exception. Or not.
Aquaman: You're not helping your cause here, son. Stand down or...
Speedy: Or what? You'll send me to my room? And I'm not your son!
Speedy: [at Green Arrow] I'm not even his. I thought I was his partner, but not anymore.
Kid Flash: Have all four sidekicks ever been in the same place at the same time?
Speedy: *Don't* call us sidekicks! Not after today.
Kid Flash: Sorry. First time at the Hall. I'm a little overwhelmed.
Robin: You're overwhelmed. Freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone just whelmed?
[They enter the Hall]
Robin: Oh, maybe *that's* why.
Aqualad: But they said "Stay put."
Robin: For the blotting out the sun mission, not this?
Kid Flash: [to Robin] Wait. Are - are you going to Cadmus? Because if you're going, I'm going!
[They both look at Aqualad]
Aqualad: Just like that? We're a team on mission?
Robin: We didn't come for a playdate.
Kid Flash: [Finding Superboy in a cryogenic tube] Big K little R, the atomic symbol for Krypton. Clone?
Aqualad: Robin. Hack!
Robin: Right. Right.
Kid Flash: They're making a slave out of - well, Superman's son.
Aqualad: Now we contact the League.
Mark Desmond: You realize once we get in there, we can't *ever* let them leave.
Guardian: Doc, these aren't your typical meddling kids. You don't want to get on the wrong side of the Justice League.
Mark Desmond: Better than getting on the wrong side of the Cadmus Directors. Believe me.