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"Family Guy" Halloween on Spooner Street (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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Stewie Griffin: Brian, you took me out on my first Halloween tonight, and you showed me an exciting time. And for that, I'm going to let you pick out some candy from my bag.

Brian Griffin: Oh, thanks.

Stewie Griffin: And keep in mind we can't use any brand names, due to advertising concerns.

Brian Griffin: Right, okay, I'll have a Mr. Wiffle bar, a Kooky Nut Pop, some Gyminyms, uh a Zip-Zap, a Choco-Buddy, uh, a $64000 Bar, a Not-A-Finger, and a Dawkins Peanut Butter Disk.

Stewie Griffin: God, I hate television.

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Chris Griffin: Uh, Brian, why are you pink?

Brian Griffin: [sniffing] Why do you two smell like sweat and shame?

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Stewie Griffin: I was bit by a vampire, so I'm a vampire duck. But I'm a modern vampire duck who drives around with Anna Paquin in a black Mercedes.

Brian Griffin: What is that?

Stewie Griffin: It's True Blood.

Brian Griffin: Yeah, no one knows what that is.

Stewie Griffin: Rich gay people do.

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Glenn Quagmire: Oh yeah, I'm very in touch with my Asian roots. You notice I take my shoes off whenever I enter my house? I do five hours of math homework every night even though I'm not longer in school. Sometimes, I drink out of a wood box. I was a very cute baby and now I'm a joyless adult.

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