The Office (TV Series)

China (2010)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

Quotes 

• Jim Halpert : Around here Oscar is known as Actually. Because he'll insert himself into just about any conversation, to add facts, or correct grammar. He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.

• Jim Halpert : [Dwight picks up pencil between his toes]  Why?

  Dwight Schrute : Twenty minutes a day, Jim, that's all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands, and I'll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you'll be sitting there like an idiot.

  [attempts to place pencil in pencil sharpener] 

  Dwight Schrute : Okay. Here we go. Ah, yes.

  [accidentally kicks items from his desk onto Pam's] 

  Pam Beesly : Do you mind?

  Dwight Schrute : I'm sorry Pam. Allow me to write you an apology letter.

  Pam Beesly : You don't have to do that.

  Dwight Schrute : [typing with his toes]  D-E-A. Oop, backspace. A. Dear.

  Jim Halpert : [whistling, places cup of coffee onto Dwight's desk]  Ahh, Thank you hands. Nothing else in the universe can do what you do.

  [Dwight lifts cup up with toes] 

  Jim Halpert : Oh, don't worry about it. Dwight, its okay. You were wrong.

  Dwight Schrute : [spills hot coffee on himself]  Uhh, aah!

  Jim Halpert : Well, A for effort right?

  [Dwight taps Jim's hand with his foot]