The Bullshit Man expresses his gripe with post office pens. He hates how they're stuck to the chain on the table, and when it's finally his turn, it's always out of ink. He thinks that you should get the free, unchained pens from your bank, and lay them on the same counter as the post office pen - because the Bullshit Man said so.
The Bullshit Man has had it with pay toilets. He feels that it's not necessary for people having to pay to use the restroom, and that if someone's going to make money off of it, then we should go back to the wild.