Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon (2010 TV Short)
Gobber: The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.
Ruffnut: Wait. So if we don't hear anything, we're dead?
[everyone looks around the boat without a word]
Tuffnut: I don't hear anything.
[Phil the sheep in the back of the boat bleats and the teens get scared]
Gobber: Ha ha ha! Good one, Phil!
Stoick: Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a...
[the crowd groans, "Boneknapper...?"]
Tuffnut: Oh ho! What-napper?
Gobber: A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.
Fishlegs: Ooh ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper willl stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome.
Hiccup: Listen, Gobber? Instead of chasing down an imaginary dragon, maybe we should figure out how to get home.
Gobber: Say no more! I hear you loud and clear. I've got a plan.
Gobber: All right. Who'd like to be dragon bait?
[points to Fishlegs]
Tuffnut: [sitting on the tail of the Boneknapper] This tailbone is hurting my tailbone!
Hiccup: [sees Gobber going down to his ship with his sheep, Phil, to find the Boneknapper] I can't let him go by himself.
[to his friends]
Hiccup: All right, Vikings - grab your shields!
Snotlout: There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon.
[scene cuts to show Snotlout rowing a boat the next day with everyone else]
Gobber's Father: [Young Gobber lands back in his family's boat with the treasure after escaping frozen vikings and the Boneknapper, he had initially left to answer the "call of nature"] What took you so long?
Gobber: [Gobber, in his flashback story, has been pinned by the Boneknapper at the edge of a cliff] Help!
Gobber: [voiceover] The gods must have heard my prayer.
[Thor appears in the clouds and flexes his muscles]
Gobber: It was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt.
[it hits the ground below the cliff]
Gobber: You missed!
Thor: Wait for it...
Gobber: [voiceover] Then, from the center of the earth, blasted forth... the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
Hammerhead Yak: Deploy the yak.
[the whale blasts the yak off with his blowhole and the yak proceeds to beat up the Boneknapper]
Ruffnut: [the group has crashed their boat on an island, and as it sinks, Ruffnut sighs] Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are.
Fishlegs: Um, except the Boneknapper. Legend says it's roar can s...
Snotlout: [interrupting] Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!