Madam: You're so good with your hands...
Plumber: Thanks for hiring me. I'll be back later for a quick inspection.
Madam: Such a hard-working young man... Wanna come inside for a drink? I need you to inspect my plumbing...
Panty: [runs over the plumber] BINGO! Found ya!
Stocking: A toilet, and a young man...
Panty: You're the one?
Stocking: He's the one?
Panty: He's the Ghost? Is that it?
Speed Ghost: [at hyper-speed] YEAH! FUCK YEAH! DOESN'T GET ANY FASTER THAN THIS!
Milkman: [waking up in Panty's bed, hears a siren blaring] Goddamn, what the hell's going on?
Panty: You gotta love morning wood!
Stocking: You really have no standards, do you?
Panty: It's crazy good. Three spins and half a twist when you wake up...
Stocking: I'm more interested in sugar!
Panty: How about protein?
Stocking: It depends...
Panty: It's good for you. Ain't that right, Garter?
Gaterbelt: HOW SHOULD I KNOW? Listen to me: if you obscene angels don't want to be dropped, your only choice is to collect Heaven Coins by defeating those accursed Ghosts! You are not here to collect men or sugar! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!
[the girls sulk and beat up a flatulent Chuck]
Stocking: We know.
Panty: Fuck it, let's roll!
Gaterbelt: Where are you right now?
Panty: Umm, I'm in a nursing home...
Gaterbelt: I know you're at the Immoral Hotel!
Panty: Shit!... Sorry, I got another call...
Stocking: Panty, are you watching TV?
Panty: No, I'm not.
Stocking: You're probably in bed with a man! I'm in See-Through chasing a Ghost!
Panty: Okay, okay, I got it! I wasn't really getting anywhere with this guy anyway...
Panty: Hi, I'm Panty! Where are you headed in such a hurry?
Speed Ghost: Who cares where I'm going, bitch? I just wanna go real fast!
Panty: Yeah, whatever. I can understand your need to reach a climax...
Stocking: [arriving] Panty, you're late! You took your time getting here!
Speed Ghost: What? You're together?
Panty: Yeah, yeah. Stocking, you're so impatient...
[takes off her panties and transforms them into Backlace]
Speed Ghost: WHOA! Nice one, bitchy angel!
Panty: Backlace is gone!... huh?
Speed Ghost: [something wrapped around his head] What the hell is this?
Panty: That's my gun! I mean my panties!
Speed Ghost: Shit! I can't see a thing!
[with his tongue, he adjusts the panties to form a luchador mask on his head]
Speed Ghost: I feel so damn fast!
Panty: [enraged] Kill that motherfucker!
Stocking: Are you finally ready to get on with it?
[a huge convoy of police cars arrive and fire at the Speed Ghost]
Panty: Hey, get off my target!
Speed Ghost: [impervious] That ain't gonna work! Take that, and that!
[sideswipes two cars, which causes a domino effect among the convoy]
Speed Ghost: Aw, yeah! KABOOM!
[all the cars explode into the air]
Speed Ghost: [to a resting Panty] Hey, what's wrong? You didn't take very long to climax... what?
[sees Stocking bearing down on him, her Stripe katanas drawn and ready]
Speed Ghost: Playing chicken with my speed-crazy ass? You've got balls, kitty cat!
Panty: Hey! If you want to see my panties, chase down that train!
Announer: Huh? Panties?
Panty: [fires a gun] Just move it!
Cameraman: We can't broadcast this!
Announer: Who cares? We're live! After that train!
Stocking: Fuck off! Don't talk to me till I've had my sugar!
Gaterbelt: We have been blessed with another hint from the heavens above! Rise!
[pulls out a paper, reading WC on it]
Gaterbelt: As of late, there have been several cases of humans being eaten by toilets! Humans are most vulnerable when they are engaged in excretion. It is an evil and dastardly deed like no other! It must be the work of the Ghosts!
Panty: [about the Plumber] Guess he got lucky...
Stocking: But he wasn't the one.
Panty: He was the one... a really good one!
Stocking: Your tastes are fucked up, sister.
Panty: You're the one who's fucked up! Buzz off!
Gaterbelt: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU DIRTY BITCHES! START DOING YOUR DAMN JOB!
[hurls Zipper away]
Gaterbelt: OH, DAMN IT ALL!... Let's have dinner.
Panty: Zipper, I just realized something. I don't need a man with speed, or stamina... I need elasticity! Let's do this!
Panty: That was good.
Stocking: Garter, that curry was amazing!
Gaterbelt: My curry's good shit. Good black shit!
Stocking: What's for dessert? What's for dessert? Cacao, cocoa, chocolate, sweet black beans, black honey?
Panty: Who cares?
Panty: [sucked down the toilet] Stocking! Stocking! STOCKING!
Stocking: Shut it, Panty! Keep it down! God, it serves you right! Hope you shit out all your organs in there!
Panty: [drenched in sewage] I've got it... I've got it...
Gaterbelt: What've you got?
Stocking: What's with all the curry?
Panty: I get it all now...
Stocking: So what have you got?
Panty: I really can't wear this anymore...
[holds up her panties, now stretched]
Panty: [places Backlace to the plumber's forehead] So, do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?
Stocking: Does he?
[Panty pistol-slaps the plumber several times]
Plumber: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Panty: Huh?... Guess not.
Stocking: Wrong guy.
Plumber: Did I do something wrong?
Panty: Oh... he's kinda cute.
Madam: [drooling] I know! He's such a stud!
[Panty wipes drool from her own face]
Panty: [gives her panties to her sister] Here, have these.
[cut to a hotel where the plumber is gasping in ecstasy]
Stocking: I'm thinking one of Ploppy's mint chocolate cakes for dessert. I could eat 500 of those a day!... Zipper, are you listening to me? Hey, did you know those cakes turn your tongue completely green?
[after defeating the Shit Ghost, a bell rings and a Coin falls from Heaven]
Gaterbelt: You did well, girls.
Panty: Only one coin?
Speed Ghost: Get out of the way! I'll run over anybody in my path!
Speed Ghost: What the hell?
Panty: Guess you came too early!
[grabs Backlace and transmutes it into a pistol, then jumps on the train]
Speed Ghost: Oh, shit!
Panty: So long, it's been fun... REPENT!
Speed Ghost: [explodes] Thank you!
Gaterbelt: Good morning, Panty!
Panty: [waving to departing Milkman] See you later...
Milkman: Any time.
Speed Ghost: [in a truck] Heavy, this shit's heavy! Why's this body so heavy?
Panty: [machine guns in her arms] Hang on, I'll lighten your load!
[Stocking slices the Speed Ghost's truck in half]
Stocking: Okay. Grab the coin, so we can go home.
Panty: You didn't destroy my panties, did you? Those were expensive!
Stocking: Hell if I know... Where's the bell? I don't hear it.
Panty: You're right...
Speed Ghost: [on a train] It's not over! I can still do this!
[transforms the train into a monster machine]
Stocking: Round Three?
Panty: Going three times without pulling out once? Not bad at all.
Stocking: I thought I had him with that last one.
Panty: Guess we need Backlace to finish the job...
Panty: [about the Plumber] Guess that was our guy...
Stocking: But he was just a plumber.
Panty: I know... and my pipes are like, totally clean!
Stocking: How long have you been waiting to use that line?
Panty: Oh, it feels like forever...
Garterbelt: What are you saying? You mean you failed? You acting like you don't even give a shit!
[hurls Brief away]
Garterbelt: OH LORD, GRANT ME THE PATIENCE!... Let's just fucking eat.