South Park (TV Series)

It's a Jersey Thing (2010)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Jimbo Kern, News Reporter, Stuart McCormick, Bartender, Snooki, Butters, SWAT Member

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Quotes 

• Kyle Broflovski : [pushes Eric Cartman into a tree]  I'm NOT one of them! Do you understand me? You better get that through your fat head! I will never be one of them, and if you say it again I swear to God, I'll smash your fucking teeth in!

• Eric Cartman : You're one of them, dude. By my accounts, that's strike three.

  Kyle Broflovski : What's strike three?

  Eric Cartman : [taking Kyle's hat off]  You're a ginger, a Jew, and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle. You're out!

  Kyle Broflovski : [grabbing his hat off Eric Cartman]  Shut the fuck up!

• Randy Marsh : Stop playing stupid!

  Jimbo Kern : Maybe he really is stupid, Randy.

  Randy Marsh : Nobody's this stupid!